It has been brought to my attention that you and my mum have a fan who does not like cats. Any ideas how to change her mind? —@saint-hildegard-of-bingen
I’m doing squinty eyes for you Sam. Mum knows I love her so these are for you. Squinty eyes cause you loves me mam. Hurt her though and I’m gonna scratch you all over. I may pee in your shoes too, if that is my pleasure. — @sassylover-stuff
What's your favorite animal? Your favorite type of cat?
I’m a big fan of the Bush Stone Curlew that i saw in australia. It had its neck up and its eyes wide open and it wasn’t moving and it was standing in a garden and it just looked like it Couldn’t be real. So i turned to my parents and said ‘wouldn’t it be cool if that statue was real?’ and just as finished saying that it moved its head and walked away. They’re soooo bizarre man.
My favorite type of kitty is a black kitty. They’re just so cute like arGH Stop BEING SO CUTE KITTY. ARGH
if you don’t like hairless cats you’re a fake cat fan. they’re the truth of a cat, the heart and soul of what a cat really is beyond all the superficial bullshit (fur), what every cat really is on the inside (under the fur), and if you don’t love them for who they are you don’t love any cat. fuck oyu