She has had this cat for, like, 3 years okay. She named him Tux because he was a black and white cat that looked like he was wearing a tuxedo. Well HE JUST DIED IN THE MOST HORRIFIC FUCKING WAY LIKE HOLY SHIT I’M GONNA THROW UP
Her mom was making French fries on the stove top so she left a pot of boiling oil on it, and Tux was a curious cat so he went over AND HE FUCKING FELL INTO THE OIL AND DIED OF SHOCK HE’S DEAD OKAY HOLY FUCK HER MOM DEEP FRIED HER CAT I AM LITERALLY GOING TO VOMIT RIGHT NOW FUCK
This is Judd. He’s a cat, if you can’t tell. Long shrouded in mystery, details about Judd are just now beginning to trickle in. Firstly, we can confirm that he’s (probably) not a dog. Also, Judd was born with the incredible ability to judge turf area at a glance to separate the winners from the losers. And it may look like he’s wearing a snazzy cat tuxedo, but that’s actually just the naturally occuring pattern of his fur. Some cats have all the luck.