Conversations Damian has had with Alfred the Cat thanks to the Catterbox Collar:
Alfred the Cat: meow *I’m hungry*
Damian: Todd would make a fine meal.
Alfred the Cat: meow *I wonder if anyone will pet me today*
Damian: I swear, Grayson’s presents will not be tolerated. You are the only thing that matters.
Alfred the Cat: meow *would it be worth it to kill him?*
Damian: Of course. Drake is of no use to anyone.
Alfred the Cat: purring *this is all I need*
Damian: Me too. Human contact is repulsive.