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Batfam as Tweets and Tumblr Shitposts™
  • Dick: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
  • Steph: That was deep
  • Tim: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
  • Steph: That was deeper
  • Jason: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie YOU NASTY!
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  • Tim: What if trees cried because we started eating their fruit because their fruit is basically their babies. So every time we eat an apple or something, we're eating a tree baby
  • Damian: *Slowly backs away from the fruit bowl looking stricken*
  • Bruce: *Not looking up from his newspaper* we're eating their ovaries actually
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  • Jason: That feeling you get when you're angry
  • Dick: Anger
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  • Steph: Boys are so lucky to have boners to tell them when they're horny because girls are just like damn am I horny or am I hungry or am I bored I don't know I don't have a dick
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  • Jason: If I cut off my foot and like swing it at your head am I kicking or hitting you?
  • Tim: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything else
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  • Dick: Carpe diem seize the day. Carpe noctem seize the night. Carpe natem seize the ass.
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  • Jason: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% don't care
  • Tim: That's 110%
  • Jason: 20% of me doesn't care
  • Tim: Should've seen that coming
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  • Bruce: *Mary Poppins voice* okay children time to go
  • [Fifteen minutes later]
  • Bruce: *Batman voice* I said let's go
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  • Alfred: Who ate all the cookies?
  • Dick: Ninjas
  • Alfred: I didn't see them
  • Dick: No one ever does
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  • Bruce: *Calls up pizza place*
  • Bruce: WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU ARE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING
Batfam as Cats

Bruce:

Originally posted by hobolunchbox

Dick:

Originally posted by gif87a-com

Barbra:

Originally posted by gif87a-com

Jason:

Originally posted by gif87a-com

Tim:

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Stephanie:

Originally posted by flandelle

Cassandra:

Originally posted by gif87a-com

Damian:

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

Duke:

Originally posted by dennsokagi

Alfred:

Originally posted by ripndipcl

If the Batboys Were Cats:

Bruce: Still ready to fight crime, he likes to show off his claws

Originally posted by softly-satanic

Dick: Still has a crazy amount of energy and wants to play with everything

Originally posted by 9livesza

Jason: Still ready to attack anything, he’s just cuter now

Originally posted by dennsokagi

Tim: Angry that you aren’t letting him work while he’s a cat

Originally posted by pefine

Damian: Still demanding attention, likes to climb your leg using his claws

Originally posted by cwunch


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