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Prompt: Rumple is in the hospital and is being a baby about it. Belle is his long suffering nurse. GO

Oh my gOD PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PROMPT ME ON THIS VERSE I LOVE IT 


“Mr. Gold, it’s only jello. It won’t bite you, you know.”

“Beg pardon?”

“You’re looking at that jello like it’s defiled your family and murdered your favorite cat.”

“And who do you think you are to be making these bold assumptions?”

“I’ve been your nurse for the past week, you know. Belle. I suppose it’s hard to remember someone when you’ve been going through all this chest trauma.” 

“Belle..?”

“French. Belle French. And you’re Gold. Mr.”

“What?”

“Mr’s your first name, I assume, seeing that you refuse to give us your entire name.” 

“Ah, yes, I do remember you now. I threatened a lawsuit if you asked any more questions about my personal life.”

“And I threatened to wrap a pillow around your head with gauze if you mocked my scrubs, remember?”

“Touche.”

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