cat phone holder

Shit the Squad says -sentence starters-

~Random stuff that myself or my friends have said in group chats or in crack threads~


“I just noticed my cat has eyebrows.”
“Butt hat.”
“___ STABBING ___ IN THE BELLYBUTTON WITH THE BRUSH JUST MADE ME GO “HA” OUT LOUD.”
“His gay side comes out when make-up is involved.”
“Like man honestly if my hair wasn’t so difficult i too, would be ready to roll in dirt and mud all the time.”
“___ looks super gay when the lights are off.”
“Like he/she looks like he/she just came out of a gay bar.”
“I call it the grandma move tbh.”
“Why am I the one that always has to clean the wall?”
“I think I’ve completely sidetracked from you in that FAB sweater vest to you as a superhero.”
“They have a term for people like you: nerdy nerds.”
“THERE’S ONLY 2 THINGS IM GOOD AT OKAY. 1. BEING A SARCASTIC ASSHOLE AND 2. VIDEO GAMES.”
“I didn’t have any pics of aquaman. A magikarp is the next best thing.”
“Cat phone holder.”
“Oh my god ‘fifty sheds damper’.”
“I must have a weird shaped ass or something because no belt will save me.”
“I feel like my eyelids are gonna drop off.”
“I’m sorry you’re in the bin. But you can blame ___ and ___.”
“It feels like a damn alien is about to burst from my chest.”
“I will spam the fuck out of you.”
'Well, she/he’s bending for Satan now.”
"You don’t even wear lipstick?”
“And I don’t need to, to know whether or not it looks like shit.”
“The first name sounds like it’d be ___’s porn name.”
“I don’t wanna be a pie either. I may be delicious but I refuse to be literally edible.”
“Just contemplating life and Broadway.”