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Ned x Catelyn - Game of Thrones Meta

Gifs courtesy of @ryanranalds

This exchange between Ned and Catelyn is one of my absolute favorites. Just outside of Littlefinger’s brothel, as they’re about to say goodbye, Ned feels it’s important enough to take part of this moment to tell Catelyn Littlefinger “still loves” her.

Ned fidgets. He looks up at her shyly. Almost as if, even after all these years, he remembers he was her second choice. That Petyr fought his brother Brandon for her hand. That Catelyn could, still, be moved by the gesture. It’s an apology, of sorts, for being quiet, and reserved. For not being everything she might have wanted. 

“He still loves you” is, I think, a question as well as a statement. Do you still love him? Is this all right, Cat, this marriage we’ve built? Have I made you happy? 

And Catelyn just gazes at him with love built on a rock-solid foundation. Years and years of brick by brick and stone by stone.  She cares for Ned, loves him in a profound and nuanced way that’s a far cry from the romantic passion she had as a girl for Brandon.

The way she tilts her head down as she says “Does he?” transforms her words into an answer as well as a question. She’s telling him I love you, and you only, Ned. There is nothing you need to fear. You have my heart, completely.   

“Does he?“ could have come out so many other way. Catelyn could have waved Ned’s declaration away, but still been secretly intrigued. Catelyn could have been angry. We know she has a temper. But the deep peace that’s evident on her face gives Ned all the reassurance he needs. 

It’s also heartbreaking to me that this is the last time they see each other alive. 

Tea/Coffee Readings

How To

You need to find a cup with a wide brim that’s light in colour, find a wide saucer. Pour in lose tea leaves/coffee (you can buy loose tea leaves or rip open a tea bag) into you cup and add boiling water (Do Not add milk) Drink your tea/coffee while thinking about your question, if you dont like tea/coffee take a few sips. When you are finished drinking take the cup in your dominant hand and place your non-dominant handover the top of your cup. Turn the cup tree times in a clockwise direction. Pour any remaining water down the sink. Place the cup upside down on the saucer or a napkin and turn it clockwise three times, turn the cup over look for the leaves that have taken shapes. When you have finished your reading it is customary to turn your cup over, place your index finger on the base of your cup and make a wish

Meanings 
You can twist and turn the cup for new angles to find symbols in your cup, the closer the symbol is to the rim of the cup the sooner it will happen. the further down the longer it will take, tea reading can only predict up to a year. symbols at the bottom of your cup will take almost a whole year to take effect. Common Shapes

Abbey Freedom from worry
Ace of Clubs A letter
Ace of Diamonds A present
Ace of Hearts Happiness
Ace of Spades A large Building
Acorn Financial Success
Aircraft Sudden Journey
Alligator An accident
Anchor Success in business and romance
Angel Good news
Ankle Instability 
Ant success through perseverance
Anvil conscientious effort
Apple Business achievement
Arc Ill health, accidents
Arrow Bad News
Axe Difficulties and troubles that will be overcome
Bat False Friends
Bath Disappointment
Bayonet A minor accident
Beans Poverty
Bear A Journey 
Bed Inertia
Bee Good news
Beehive Prosperity 
Beetle Scandal
Bell Unexpected news
Bellows Setbacks
Bird Good news
Birdcage Obstacles, quarrels
Bird’s Nest Domestic harmony 
Bishop Good luck coming
Boat Visit from a friend
Book Open Expect legal actions, future success
Boomerang Envy
Boot Achievement
Bottle Pleasure
Bouquet Love and happiness
Bow Scandal, gossip
Box Romantic troubles solved
Bracelet Marriage
Branch With Leaves A birth
Bread Avoid waste
Broom Small worries disappear
Buckle Disappointments ahead
Building A move
Bull Quarrels
Bush New Friends
Butterfly Frivolity 
Baby Pregnancy, something new
Ball Completion 
Butterfly Transition 
Cab Disappointment
Cabbage Jealousy 
Cage A Proposal
Camel Useful news
Candle Help from others
Cannon news from a solider 
Cap Trouble ahead- be Careful 
Car Good fortune 
Cart Success in business 
Castle Financial gain through marriage 
Cat A quarrel
Cattle Prosperity 
Chain An engagement or wedding
Chair An unexpected guest 
Cherries A happy love affair
Chessmen Difficulties ahead
Chimney Hidden risks
Church Ceremony Unexpected money
Cigar New friends
Circle Success, a wedding
Claw A hidden enemy 
Clock Avoid delay, think of the future 
Clouds Trouble ahead
Clover Prosperity 
Coat A parting, an end of a friendship 
Coffin Bad news
Coin Repayment of debts
Collar Dependence on others for success and happiness
Column Promotion
Comb Deceit
Comet An unexpected visitor 
Compass Travel, a change of job
Corkscrew Curiosity causing trouble
Crab An enemy 
Crescent A journey
Cross Trouble, ill health 
Crown Honour, success
Cup Reward for effort
Curtain A secret 
Cymbal Insincere love
China engagement 
Chair A guest 
Clock Better Health 
Daffodil Great Happiness
Dagger Danger ahead, enemies 
Daisy Happiness in love 
Dancer Disappointment
Deer A dispute or quarrel
Desk Letter containing good news
Devil Evil influences 
Dish Quarrel at home 
Dog good friends 
Donkey be patient 
Door Strange occurrence
Dot money
Dove Good fortune 
Dragon Unforeseen changes, trouble 
Drum Scandal, gossip, a new job, argument
Duck money coming in
Dustpan Strange news about a friend 
Eagle a change for the better
Ear unexpected news
Earrings misunderstanding
Easel artistic success
Egg Prosperity 
Eggcup Danger is passing 
Elephant Wisdom, strength 
Engine news is on its way fast 
Envelope good news 
Eye overcoming difficulties, take care
Face setback
Fairy joy and enchantment 
Fan Flirtation 
Feather Instability 
Feet An important decision
Fence limitation
Fern Disloyalty 
Fir Artistic success
Fire achievement
Fireplace Matters related to your home 
Fish Good fortune in all things, health, wealth and happiness
Fist An argument 
Flag Danger ahead
Flower Wish coming true
Fly Domestic irritations
Font A birth
Fork A false friend, flattery 
Forked line Decision to be made
Fountain Future success and happiness
Fox A deceitful friend 
Frog Success through a change of home or job
Fruit Prosperity
Gallows Social Failure 
Garden roller Difficulties ahead
Garland Success, great honour
Gate Opportunity, future happiness
Geese invitations, unexpected visitors
Giraffe Think before you speak
Glass Integrity 
Glove A challenge
Goat enemies
Gondola Romance, travel
Gramophone Pleasure
Grapes Happiness
Grasshopper News from a friend 
Greyhound Good fortune 
Guitar Happiness in love 
Gun Trouble, quarrels
Hammer Overcoming obstacles
Hand Friendship
Handcuffs Trouble ahead
Hare News of a friend
Harp Harmony in love
Hat A new occupation 
Hawk Sudden Danger, jealousy 
Head New opportunities 
Heart Love and marriage, a trustworthy friend
Heather Good fortune 
Hen Domestic Bliss
Hill Obstacles, setback
Hoe Hard work leading to success
Holly An important occurrence in the winter 
Horn Abundance 
Horse Galloping Good news from a lover
Horseshoe Good Luck
Hourglass A decision that must be made 
House Security 
Iceberg Danger
initials Usually those of people you known to you 
ink pot A letter
insect Minor problems soon overcome
Ivy leaf Reliable friend
Jester Party or social Gathering
jewelry A present
jug Gaining in importance, good health
Kangaroo Domestic Harmony 
Kettle Minor Illness
Key New opportunities
Keyhole Beware of idle curiosity 
King A powerful ally
Kite Wishes coming true 
Knife Broken relationship 
Ladder Promotion
Lamp Money
Leaf Prosperity, good fortune
Leopard News of a journey 
Letter News
Lighthouse Trouble threatening
Lines straight and clear Progress, journey 
Lines wavy Uncertainty, disappointment 
Line slanting Business failure
Lion Influential friends
Lock Obstacles in your path
Loop Impulsive actions could bring trouble 
Man A visitor 
Map Travel and change 
Mask Deception 
Medal A reward
Mermaid Temptation 
Monkey A flattering mischief-maker
Monster Terror 
Monument Lasting happiness
Moon Full A love affair 
Mountain Obstacles, high ambition 
Mouse Theft
Mushroom Growth, setback
Music Good fortune
Nail Malice
Necklace complete Admirers
Necklace broken The end of a relationship 
Needle Admiration 
Net A Trap
Numbers Indicate a timescale, the number of days before an event occurs
Nun Quarantine
Nurse Illness
Nutcrackers Difficulty is passing
Oak Good fortune
Oar A small worry, help in difficulties
Octopus danger
Opera Glasses A quarrel, loss of a friend
Ostrich Travel
Owl Gossip 
Oyster Courtship, acquired riches
Padlock open A surprise
Padlock Closed A warning
Palm Tree Success, honour, happiness in love
Parachute Escape from danger
Parasol A new lover
Parcel A surprise
Parrot A scandal, a journey
Peacock Riches
Pear Comfort
Pentagon Intellectual Balance
Pepper A troublesome secret
Pig Material success
Pigeon sitting An improvement in trade
Pigeon Flying Important news
Pillar Supportive friends
Pipe Thoughts, solution to a problem, keep an open mind
Pistol Danger
Pitchfork Quarrels
Policeman Secret enemy 
Pump Generosity
Purse Profit
Pyramid Success
Question Mark Hesitancy, caution 
Rabbit Timidity, be brave
Railway Long journey
Rainbow Happiness, prosperity
Rake Be organised
Rat Treachery 
Raven Bad News
Razor Quarrels, partings
Reptiles Treacherous friend
Rider Hasty news
Ring Completion
Rocks Difficulties
Rose Popularity 
Saucepan Anxieties
Saw Interfering outsider
Scales A lawsuit
Scepter Power, authority 
Scissors Domestic arguments, separation
Scythe Danger
Shamrock Good Luck, wish coming true
Sheep Good fortune
Shell Good news
Ship Successful journey 
Shoe A change for the better
Sickle Disappointment in love
Signpost Draws attention to the symbol to which it points to
Skeleton Loss of money, ill health
Snake Hatred, an enemy 
Spade Hard work leads to success
Spider Determined and persistent. money coming
Spoon Generosity 
Square A symbol of protection, comfort, peace
Squirrel Prosperity, after a hard time
Star Good health
Steeple Slight delay, bad luck
Steps An improvement in life
Sun Happiness, success, power
Swallow Decisiveness, unexpected journeys
Swan Smooth progress, contented life
Sword Disappointment, quarrels
Table Social gathering
Teapot Committee meeting 
Telephone Forgetfulness causes trouble
Telescope Adventure
Tent Travel
Thimble Domestic changes
Toad Beware of flattery 
Torch A turn fir the better 
Tortoise Criticism
Tower Opportunity, disappointment 
Tree Changes for the better 
Triangle Something unexpected 
Trunk A long journey, fateful decisions 
Umbrella Annoyances 
Unicorn A secret wedding 
Urn Wealth, happiness
Vase A friend in need
Vegetables unhappiness followed by contentment 
Violin Egotism 
Volcano Emotions out of control
Vulture Loss, theft, an enemy in authority 
Wagon A wedding
Walking Stick a visitor 
Wasp trouble in love 
Waterfall prosperity 
Weather Vane a difficulty, indecisiveness
Whale business success
Wheel  good fortune
Wheelbarrow  a meeting with an old friend 
Windmill  business success
Window open good luck through a friend 
Window closed disappointment through a friend 
Wings messages
Wishbone a wish granted 
Wolf Jealousy, selfishness
Woman Pleasure
Worms Scandal
Wreath Happiness ahead
Yacht Pleasure
Yoke Being dominated 
Zebra Overseas adventure
Triangles Good Karma 
Squares Use caution
Circles great success 
Letters Usually refer to friends, family, and people you know
Numbers indicates time, months and years

Masterlist ♥☼♥

Author’s note: last updated 04/05/17

ENJOY!!

Headcanons

Yoosung

Yoosung breaking up with MC (angsty angst angst)

FLUFFY YOOSUNG HCS!!!

Random angst :)

Yoosung as a best friend

MC takes care of hungover Yoosung

Yoosung at a theme park

Yoosung, Zen, and Jumin helping you de-stress

Zen, Yoosung, and Jaehee react to nyan cat

RFA boys + MC on her period

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

MC beating Yoosung and Seven at LOLOL *one of my faves*

POLY Seven x MC x Yoosung

Zen

Zen, Jumin, and 707 comforting you after a nightmare

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Yoosung, Zen, and Jumin helping you de-stress

Zen, Yoosung, and Jaehee react to nyan cat

RFA boys + MC on her period

mini Zen cutting off his ponytail thingy ??

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

POLY ZEN x MC x JAEHEE

Jaehee

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Zen, Yoosung, and Jaehee react to nyan cat

Jumin, Jaehee, 707- Weapon or Meister? (from Soul Eater ♥)

POLY ZEN x MC x JAEHEE

Jumin

MC defending Jumin after Zen teases him

Jumin’s accidental gay experience with Seven

Zen, Jumin, and 707 comforting you after a nightmare

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Yoosung, Zen, and Jumin helping you de-stress

Jumin and 707 react to nyan cat

Jumin & marriage *one of my faves*

Jumin, Jaehee, 707- Weapon or Meister? (from Soul Eater ♥)

Showing Jumin cat videos *one of my faves*

RFA boys + MC on her period

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

Random Jumin HC

707

MC CAN HACK?? *one of my faves*

Zen, Jumin, and 707 comforting you after a nightmare

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Jumin and 707 react to nyan cat

Jumin, Jaehee, 707- Weapon or Meister? (from Soul Eater ♥)

707 + BEING A DAD

RFA boys + MC on her period

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

MC and 707 dressing up in pretty dresses

MC singing in Arabic ♥

MC beating Yoosung and Seven at LOLOL *one of my faves*

POLY Seven x MC x Yoosung

V

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

Pocky game & RFA

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

RFA & V react to being in a big argument with MC BUT out of nowhere she starts swearing in Spanish

Saeran

MC gives Saeran a hug *one of my faves*

FIRST KISS ♥ *one of my faves*

Saeran + being home alone

Random headcanons for my angsty child

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

Pocky game & RFA

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

All

MC WITHOUT ANY PANTS *one of my faves*

RFA’s children going through a rebellious phase

MC stealing all of the covers *one of my faves*

RFA + smells

HONEYMOON!!!!!!!! with the RFA ;)

RFA and seven minutes in Heaven

MC & RFA on a rainy day

Movies the RFA would take MC to see

RFA in school

Paintball with the RFA *one of my faves*

RFA members favorite (non-anime) shows

MC’s funeral (with extra angst you’re welcome)

RFAyeee Macarena (the RFA dancing to the Macarena)

RFA after breaking up w/ MC

Suicidal MC (very angsty)

RFA CUDDLES (in gif form)

Karaoke with the RFA

MC self conscious about acne

Coffee order + RFA

RFA first dates :) 

Disney kisses (and gifs) with the RFA

(girl) MC is gay?? whaaa?? (RFA finding out)

RFA reaction to getting told MC committed suicide

How the RFA would act AFTER MC committed suicide

MC & mental illness *one of my faves*

RFA comforting MC during a panic attack *one of my faves*

RFA’s reaction to MC in a swimsuit *one of my faves*

RFA and MC in a haunted house

MC IS RICH!?!??! RFA reactions

RFA and MC working in an office together

RFA pranking MC and making her cry

RFA getting flu shots

Things that turn the RFA on

RFA reacts to MC fangirling over anime

MC breaks a bone

PDA + RFA

RFA zodiac signs

RFA and babies !!!

MC has an asthma attack triggered by RFA members

MC + revealing clothes + RFA

RFA HALLOWEEN *one of my faves*

Phobias & RFA

RFA Christmas gifts!!

MC taking the RFA shopping

MC catching a cold + RFA caretakers

RFA reacts to MC wearing their clothes

RFA TRAPPED IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM STALL *one of my faves*

Painting the RFA’s nails

MC has a tummy ache & RFA takes care of them

RFA + running into your ex *one of my faves*

marriage + RFA *one of my faves*

Sexy halloween costume + RFA reaction

Assertive MC + RFA *one of my faves*

MC gets sent to jail

RFA comforting MC when she throws up

RFA reacts to MC cutting her hair short

RFA + short MC

RFA + tall MC

MC telling RFA she’s a virgin

Pocky game & RFA

MC in the hospital!!

Road trip + stargazing + RFA

RFA coming out as transgender guy

MC allergies *one of my faves*

RFA with a little chubs RFA

RFA comforting MC

RFA eskimo kisses

MC IS ACTUALLY A BOY??? RFA reactions

MC coming out as asexual

leg surgery for MC!!!

MC is a really talented artist + telling the RFA *one of my faves*

the RFA helping MC study

celebrating MC’s bday!!!

RFA finding a stain bum bum bUUUMMM

RFA being left alone with their child

Does this make me look fat?

RFA members find out MC has a lovely singing voice *one of my faves*

MC coming the the RFA’s house in the middle of the night crying

RFA members + winter

MC cooks RFA’s favorite meal

MC being claustrophobic and stuck with all the RFA members

RFA  playing Neko Atsume

MC sending surprise selfies !!!

Shopping with the RFA

RFA members react to MC already having a boyfriend

RFA reacting to MC getting a miscarriage

RFA babes getting comforted by their MC  

MC with an eating disorder

RFA members drunk outta their mindsss

MM characters react to MC becoming a werewolf

The RFA comforting MC during a storm

RFA members reacting to MC having a cat that absolutely has to come with her when she moves in

The reaction to MC purposely annoying the RFA

Disney World date with the RFA

RFA’s reaction to MC in a cat maid costume

The RFA members reacting to MC  being a famous dancer

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

RFA members reacting to MC coming back home from a month long trip

RFA & V react to being in a big argument with MC BUT out of nowhere she starts swearing in Spanish

~~~~NSFW~~~~

The RFA getting sexually frustrated by MC eating food *one of my faves*

POLY Seven x MC x Yoosung

sexting Yoosung

calling the RFA daddy/mommy *one of my faves*

what the boys are like in bed

being seductive on camera while hacker boy watches

POLY ZEN x MC x JAEHEE

bed kinks (unknown included)

RFA + favorite place to have sex

RFA (including Unknown) reacts to MC’s navel piercing/belly bar?

RFA, V and Unknown react to MC admitting that she would like them to dominate her


Scenarios

GOING TO THE BEACH WITH THE RFA!!!

Watching a horror film with Jumin

Yoosung changes his hair

Jumin & Zen prank you & accidentally make you cry

Telling the RFA you have cancer *one of my faves*

Seven and Yoosung stuck in an elevator

MC almost gets kidnapped by unknown, but gets interrupted by daddy Jumin

The RFA boys reacting when MC is acting overally emotional because they don’t feel loved

Jumin’s bday

RFA finds out that MC has really curly hair but has been straightening it constantly because they’re self conscious about it 

Mini Fics

Please come home

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

update: I forgot about this series so it looks like I have some writing to do :)

Jumin cheating lol not a very clever title

Part 1

Part 2 *one of my faves*

The Other Girl

Part 1

Part 2 

100 AU's

1. Mermaid Au
2. Firefighter AU
3. Vampire AU
4. Magic AU
5. Zombie Apocalypse AU
6. Vampire Slayer AU
7. DJ’s AU
8. Pole Dancer AU
9. Bartender AU
10. Werewolf AU
11. Magicians AU
12. Vloggers AU
13. Beach AU
14. Space AU
15. Dragon AU
16. Magical Forest AU
17. Zoo Keepers AU
18. Bowling Alley Workers AU
19. Sirens AU
20. Pirates AU
21. Medieval AU
22. Royalty AU
23. Youtubers AU
24. Authors AU
25. Demon AU
26. Farm AU
27. Tattoo AU
28. Edgy AU
29. High School AU
30. Criminals AU
31. Mobsters AU
32. Gardeners AU
33. Bake Sale AU
34. Modern Day AU
35. Slayers AU
36. Centaur AU
37. Castle AU
38. Harry Potter AU
39. Horror Movie AU
40. Romance Movie AU
41. Techno Music AU
42. Travellers AU
43. Pregnant AU
44. Adoption AU
45. Fairy AU
46. Forbidden Love AU
47. Rivals AU
48. Best Friends to Lovers AU
49. Scientists AU
50. Western AU
51. Movie Stars AU
52. Teachers AU
53.Witches/Wizards AU
54. Competitive Etsy Sellers AU
55. Store Owners AU
56. Cooks AU
57. Same Awful Job AU
58. Animators AU
59. Super Hero AU
60. Disney AU
61. Reality TV Stars AU
62. The End of The World AU
63. Fireworks AU
64. Bad Asses AU
65. Meeting Beyoncé AU
66. Meeting Nicki Minaj AU
67. Finding A Magical Sword AU
68. Reading Smut to One Another AU
69. Deep Sea Adventures AU
70. Camping AU
71. Concert AU
72. Meme AU
73. Hairstylists AU
74. Killers AU
75. Flower Shop AU
76. Rock Star AU
77. Soul Mate AU
78. Meeting in Hell AU
79. Asshole Cat AU
80. Marriage AU
81. Met in the Club AU
82. Backwards Day AU
83. Kindergarten AU
84. Cash Register Person AU
85. Same Dorm AU
86. Prank War AU
87. Hackers AU
88. Goth AU
89. Pretending to be Dating AU
90. Motorcycle AU
91. Meet through their siblings AU
92. Same Bus Ride AU
93. Tax Driver AU
94. 20 Questions AU
95. Puns AU
96. Ghost AU
97. Time Travelling AU
98. Singers AU
99. Dogs AU
100. Wings AU

bookwormchocaholic  asked:

Trope prompt list: arranged marriage for Rumbelle. ;)

Ooooh. This is one of my favorite trope and one I’ve never been able to plot, because Rumple always slips away from such deals. But since it was asked, I guess we’d start with that?


Twenty years ago…


Ogres attack Avonlea. As a last resource, the king decides to ask for the Dark One’s help and sends him a letter offering their most precious treasure in exchange for his power: their gold.

Rumpelstiltskin, being the kind of man who cannot let a chance to see a nobleman beg go unremarked, presents himself at the Avonlea castle and proceeds to merrily mock them for daring to offer gold to the spinner of gold. But since he is a merciful soul… deep down… (giggly sniggers), he has decided to give them a chance. Give him a good reason for the Dark One to exert himself in their favor, and - cue deep bow - he will be glad to help them.

Any reason at all.

Any? At all?

Anyone?

Enter the lady of the land.

“The history books claim you drove the ogres away from the Marchlands.”

Rumpelstiltskin scoffs, never liking the reminder of those days. “The stories also claim I eat children for dinner.” A glance down to the lady’s growing belly. “Are you offering?”

Every man in the room steps forward - starting with the lady’s husband - but she raises a hand to stop them.

“Colette,” the king mutters, nerves on an edge.

She squares her shoulders and pretends a dozen grown men didn’t just almost commit suicide. “I said history books, sir. Not nursery tales to scare the little ones into good behavior.”

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Paul and I had been together since he was fifteen and I was sixteen.
—  John Lennon, The Beatles: Anthology (317)
Jon/Sansa fic recs: the canonverse fics

Here at last, for Fandom Fic Rec Days!

Here are my Jon/Sansa bookmarks; my modern AU recommendations; and my historical & other AU recs.

I’ve indicated book or show canon for reference.


A Winter’s Tale by @justadram​ (96k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
The War of Three Dragons comes to the Vale, bringing Jon Snow and Sansa Stark together once more.

A nice longer fic you can sink your teeth into. (I read so many fics where I’m like … this is so great … but what if it was 50k longer?) I especially like Sansa coming to terms with not going home and the roles other characters play in the story (especially Jaime and Asha). Sadly lacking in other Stark sibs (my perennially unfulfilled desire) but at least there’s hope for reunion in the future. Also: there needs to be more Sam and Sansa being friends in the world. So much more.

All the Way to the Moon by @misshoneywheeler (5k, E, book canon compliant, future fic)
The Dragon Queen had been gracious. Sansa would keep her name and her home. Her children would grow in Winterfell as Starks, just as she once had. Sansa had forced herself to thank the Queen, her steady tone betraying none of the bitterness that curled beneath her tongue. That she should be a brood mare to ensure succession sat uneasy, no matter that it was a life she most likely would have sought for herself, more or less, given time and a husband of her choosing. That was not the bargain, though. Jon Snow was the bargain.

Hot smut, but also some delightful identity issues re: Alayne. One of my faves is Sansa trying to manipulate Jon and Jon just going along with it instead of being tricked. I don’t know why I like that so much, but this is definitely a good example.

And if You Want Me I’m Your Country by thefairfleming (7k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
“She isn’t anything like I thought she would be,” the maester says at last. “She is not much like I’d thought she’d be either, Sam,” Jon replies.

A really enjoyable example of the “Dany makes them marry” trope. Is this the trope progenitor? IDK, but it seems like an early example.

break me like a promise by honey_wheeler (5k, E, book canon compliant, future fic)
“Seems we are siblings after all,” Jon had said, his voice forcibly light, as if to make the words a jape. Perhaps to soften the news, or diminish the realness of it. Perhaps because he had as much difficulty believing it as she, having known himself a Targaryen near as long as he’d thought himself a Stark bastard. And they had been married such a short time; it was too fast to be real, too sudden to seem anything but a cruel trick.

The incest angst fic of my dreams. You know how a lot of fics do the cousin reveal and they’re like “oh phew, thank the gods, I thought I was banging my brother”? This is the opposite of that. Hot and sad at the same time. Contains A+ sexual crying.

Broken Pieces by @justadram​ (7k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
Jon is good and kind, but he wants things from Sansa she doesn’t know whether she can give.

Almost more of a Sansa character piece than anything else. I love stories dealing with Sansa’s identity issues and this delivers.

Crossing Flatlands to You by @maybetwice (6k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
It takes them years to get it right, for the right reasons, at the right time. Five reasons Sansa had to seduce Jon, and the one reason he had to seduce her.

If for no other reason than a change of pace, it’s really good to read fics where they fall in love before marrying, and I really dig this one. Very tight and focused writing. Quite a bit less smut than you’d think from the summary. (Not a criticism; just FYI.)

Fetch the Prince’s Sister by @justadram​ (2k, T, book canon compliant, future fic)
Cries of “fetch the prince’s sister” bring Sansa to Jon’s tent.

Major tearjerker. Prepare yourself. And heed the warning.

Gods, Let Me Try by @justadram​ (3k, E, book canon compliant, future fic)
Jon told Sansa to remain in his tent for her own safety, but she continually frustrates his attempts to protect her.

I am perpetually in need of more angry sex for this ship (there’s so little, y’all. so little). This is still not quite enough, but it does scratch that itch somewhat. Jon and Sansa arguing is everything to me.

Like winter we are cruel by lagardère/@aknightfornawt​ (73k, M, show canon compliant, post-S6)
Winter has come to Winterfell, Jon expects a war north of the Wall, and Littlefinger is brewing one inside the very castle.

Expect lovely evocative writing (seriously, ugh, to a truly unfair degree), LF being a creep, Jon and Sansa having an increasingly strained relationship despite their growing attraction (”Tell Baelish to get you your fucking crown,” be still my heart), political machinations, and a nice bevy of side characters, including Arya and some well-drawn supporting original characters. It also gave me a taste for epistolary fic for this ship, a thirst that goes as yet unquenched.

Moon Cycles by caesia (7k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
Sansa receives a visitor to the Eyrie who reminds her of her past, but his past is complicated too.

I honestly think this might be my favorite? And I’m not totally sure why? Like, the premise is literally just that post-resurrection Jon is a werewolf. You’d think that might be dumb, or at least cracky if played tongue-in-cheek, but it’s actually really melancholy and bittersweet, especially the second fic.

Snow Kisses by caesia (3k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
The sky sends icy kisses falling against her cheeks, but Jon’s kiss still burns on her lips.

The little details of everyday life bring this fic to life.

True North by lit_chick08 (6k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
It is official business that brings Jon Snow to Winterfell.  It is personal business that damns him.

Normally infidelity is a huge turn-off for me, and yeah part of me was a little :| at first, but the things to like about this fic just overwhelmed all that. For some reason I also have a huge “Sansa has a kid (or two) out of wedlock” kink, so that probably helps. A killer ending line, also.

Unmade by @misshoneywheeler (2k, M, book canon compliant, future fic)
Jon has a vague memory of Sansa picking a nosegay of those blue flowers, smelling them deeply before holding them out for him to do the same.

SEX POLLEN, MY FRIENDS. Strangely innocent, sweet sex pollen that is all the more hot for those aspects alongside the dubious consent. Also, frottage.

What Once Was Sweet by @justadram​ (6k, T, book canon compliant, future fic)
Before they wed, things were sweet between Jon and Sansa.

So I’m all about the “stone by stone” “Ned/Cat 2.0″ marriage fics, but a lot of times it’s either focused on the very beginnings of the relationship (the wedding and first night, usually), or on the end where they finally realize their feelings and have super hot sex. No shade intended, I like all flavors of this trope, but sometimes you want more of the actual “stones” themselves in between–the difficulties, the disagreements, the miscommunications, the compromises, etc. This is a story about conflict and I really dig how this is ambiguous and open instead of resolving everything neatly.

Mystic Messenger Starters Part Two:
  • “I cannot believe [NAME] chose to be such an idiot.”
  • “[NAME], are you hurt?”
  • “[NAME], it’s difficult if you sit on my phone..”
  • “Dude, you’re a jerk, you know that right?”
  • “WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A NUN?!”
  • “Get it on, you two.”
  • “My throat hurts..”
  • “Said like a true game addict.”
  • “Just take that cat to work with you.”
  • “Did you just call me douchey?”
  • “[NAME], how’s your injury?”
  • “You won’t be able to walk like this..”
  • “How do you feel? Do you feel any pain?”
  • “Do you want to try it?”
  • “Liar liar pants on fire.”
  • “Sometimes I dream of a person who would consider me special…”
  • “Give me things that are heavy.”
  • “Maybe if I say hello nicely they’ll let me in?”
  • “Kidnap that cat for the marriage!!”
  • “Hey, how can I effectively make fun of [NAME]..? God, this is a serious problem…”
  • “One loser is enough for this group.”
  • “Do you want to pray with me?”
  • “I feel like he’s on the brink of needing hospitalization..”
  • “Don’t throw things even when you get angry from now on.”
  • “I can’t let you sleep alone.”
  • “I cried because there was a spider in the kitchen.”
  • “During the wedding, I was going to yell, ‘I OBJECT!!!!’”
  • “I’m not worried about [NAME]. He’ll feel better after taking a couple selfies.”
  • “Do you miss your mom?”
  • “You wanted to make soap with me?”
  • “Why are you smiling at me?”
  • “Stop staring at me.”
  • “Maybe [NAME]’s a robot, since he never shows emotions.”
  • “Wow!! I wanted to get married at the space station too!”

anonymous asked:

i just ADORE your miraculous/disney au <3 how about Mulan?

Pre-marriage life is hard XD

Miraculous ladybug disney / pixar crossover ( part 13) - Mulan 2:

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17

Me when I get married

Pastor: The bride has written her own vows.

Me: *looks deep into partners eyes* I love you more than Pepe the Frog. No grumpy cat can make me sad around you. I will climb 90 degrees to taste your mineral, cause I crave it. You are my cinnamon roll, too precious, too pure. Thanks Obama, for giving me my true love. Not even the fact you stuffed bread sticks in your purse during our first date could deter our love. I’m never gonna give you up, and-

*is shot by jealous ex*

/mmm whatcha sayyy/

If Cat was there instead...
  • Mxyzptlk: *appears*
  • Mxyzptlk: First let's set the mood.
  • Mxyzptlk: Candles. *Conjures candles*
  • Kara: Who are you?
  • Mxyzptlk: Then Music. *Conjures a band*
  • Kara: What the hell?
  • Mxyzptlk: Next, flowers. *Conjures flowers*
  • Mxyzptlk: And for the pièce de résistance, the ring. Kara, sweetest, it's like I said. I'm your one true love, your soulmate, your one true pairing as the kids say. My name is Mxyzptlk, and I love you Kara Zor-El.
  • Kara: I... uh...
  • Mxyzptlk: Tell me, will you marry me?
  • Kara: *gives a disbelieving laugh*
  • Mxyzptlk: *sings* I can show you the world-
  • Cat: Okay, Midichlorians, that's enough. This is not a Karaoke bar.
  • Mxyzptlk: Oh. Yes, the mentor. *strands* Forgive me, my lady. I-
  • Cat: You are wasting your time. Kara is mine, so you can just run along back to Camelot or Avalon, or the Shire, or where ever it is you came from.
  • Mxyzptlk: Madam, I am Mxyzptlk, a being from the fifth dimension.
  • Cat: Yes, yes, well, say hello to Buckaroo Banzai next time he passes through. Now shoo.
  • Mxyzptlk: I see. I've offended you. You have my most sincere apologies. I see that I should have secured your permission-
  • Cat: You are not listening. Kara is mine. She promised me her complete devotion, and I do not share what is mine. Now, go away.
  • Kara: Miss Grant, be-
  • Cat: Not now, Kara.
  • Mxyzptlk: She's given you her devotion as a student of course, but surely you can see that I'm here to seek her hand in marriage.
  • Cat: *rolling her eyes* I didn't say she was my student. I said she was mine.
  • Cat: *turns, and slips an arm around Kara's waist, pulling their bodies together, then lays a kiss on Kara's lips, bending forward and dipping Kara as if they're dancing while continuing to kiss her, drawing a long, deep moan of pleasure from Kara before standing them both up again.*
  • Kara: *whimpers*
  • Cat: See? Mine. Now, run along.
  • Mxyzptlk: I- see. My apologies. *vanishes*
  • Cat: *looks at Kara*
  • Cat: How do you get yourself into these situations.

anonymous asked:

hihihihihihihihihihihi hey um UmmM can you continue the Touch fic?? w theatre phil and popular dan. and if you have,can u direct me to it?? bc it's so pure and i love it thank u

yes buddy 

Touch ; part two 

finally 

time for some more wholesome d&p kids

Phil watched Dan with his eyebrows softly furrowed as the boy dug through his bag. Phil hadn’t realized it, but Dan had been wearing a backpack this whole time; a small yellow one that matched his sweater. 

He really was something. 

“Ah!” Dan exclaimed, pulling out a small… object and tugging at the wrapping. It was pink, and heart shaped. Dan popped it into his mouth. 

“What is that?” Phil asked quietly, letting his head fall to the right in question, like a puppy. Dan grinned widely. 

“A lollipop. Want some?” He held it out in Phil’s face, like a toddler, and wiggled his eyebrows. 

“No, thank you,” Phil said nervously, licking his lips. He honestly didn’t understand how Dan could eat in a situation like this. They were stuck… didn’t he get that? Dan was trapped with a spazzy, much less popular theater nerd in the boy’s bathroom. 

They had already been here an hour. How much longer would it be until they called off the drill…?

And what had even happened? Was there a shooter out there, right now?

As if he had read Phil’s thoughts, Dan snickered, flicking out his tongue to lick his candy like a lizard. 

He was adorable. 

“You think there’s a killer or something out there, right now?” He asked, and laughed lightheartedly. “Or maybe a monster! Will you protect me if there’s a monster, Philly?”

Phil had always marveled at how casual Dan was; how confidently he talked to people he met not long before, like they had been friends their whole lives. He had always been jealous. 

But right then, it wasn’t exactly appreciated. 

But then Dan giggled, and took another lick of his candy, and Phil was falling even deeper in love. 

He sighed. “Don’t say that.”

“Why not?” Dan’s words were muffled by the lollipop, and he turned to look at Phil. “Does it bother you? I’m sorry, humor is my coping mechanism.” 

“I noticed.”

Dan smiled brightly, his eyes lighting up, and turned back to the bag. 

“I think I have some gum in here…” 

Phil was silent, letting Dan dig for the gum, soaking in his panic and trying not to cry. He wanted to go home, or to the auditorium. He was supposed to have rehearsal today… would he miss it? What if everyone else got out, and he was still trapped here? Would anyone even notice?

Phil bit his lip, glancing at Dan. They would notice he was missing. Everyone knew Dan, almost every damn kid in their school had a crush on him. He could understand why. He was energetic, cheerful, honest, confident. Everything Phil wasn’t. No wonder everyone liked him, and Phil was a loner. 

Phil was too shy to ever be like Dan. 

“Here,” Dan said, holding out a slip of paper, pulling Phil out of his head. “This will give you something to focus on, right? Other than impending doom?”

Phil smiled gratefully, nodding and taking the bubble gum from him. “Thank you, Dan…”

“No problem, cutie.”

Phil swore, every time he said that, Phil nearly had a heart attack. And he said it so casually. He was killing him. 

“Let’s talk about something,” Dan said, standing up so he could undoubtedly bounce around the room rather than squirm where he was sitting. Damn, he was hyper. “What do you wanna talk about?” 

Phil thought about that for a moment. How about ; how can you fuck with my feelings this bad, Dan Howell?

“How about we play twenty questions?” Dan asked before Phil could say anything. 

Phil nodded. Dan hummed in thought, rubbing his chin. 

“What’s your favorite color?”

“Blue,” Phil said immediately. “A soft blue, like the sky.”

Dan nodded in approval, spinning on his heel just to still be moving. “Mine’s yellow. Your turn.” 

“Favorite… animal.”

“Dog,” Dan practically shouted, his eyes lighting up, and then cleared his throat. “Sorry, I mean, dogs. You?”

Phil thought about it. “Cats, I think. Even though I’m allergic. And they all hate me.” 

“You know, I’m all for cat-on-dog friendship,” Dan said, dreamily, playing with his curly hair. “I think anyone can be friends. And cats and dogs are just so cute together, though not yet accepted by society.”

Phil stared at him. 

“Right…” 

“I’m also all for dog on dog or cat on cat marriage, if you know what i’m saying.” Dan winked, and giggled. 

“No, I really don’t.”

Dan shrugged, plopping down next to him cross-legged. 

“I’m bored. Lets play truth or dare.”

Phil nodded slowly, agreeing. Whatever he had to do to keep Dan talking to him. 

“Truth or dare,” Dan asked happily. Phil shrugged. 

“Truth.”

Dan bit his lip thoughtfully. “Yeah. You seem like a truth person. Have you had your first kiss?”

Phil immediately blushed darkly, turning his eyes away from Dan to try and hide it. “No…” he swallowed. “Have you?”

You’re such an idiot, Phil. Of course he has. 

Nope.” 

Oh.

“I’m saving it,” Dan added, hugging his knees to his chest, giggling. 

OH.

Phil nodded, eyes wide. “Er, how many relationships have you been in…?”

“That’ll be zero,” Dan said lightly, and laughed. “You?”

Phil shook his head as an answer, his heart going crazy. Oh. Dan was just as inexperienced as he was. 

Dan sighed. 

“What do you think kissing someone is like?” Dan asked dreamily, playing with a yellow string from his sweater. “I’ll bet it’s nice. Lips are so soft…” He stuck out his bottom lip slightly. “Boy’s are so pretty.”

“Agreed,” Phil hummed, trying to keep his voice from breaking. 

Fuck. He was so romantically frustrated. 

“Truth or dare?” Phil asked finally, his voice soft. 

“Dare,” Dan said immediately. 

Kiss me. 

It was on the tip of his tongue… but, no. He couldn’t do it. 

“Actually, no,” Dan said, letting his head fall on to Phil’s shoulder. “I’m sleepy. Truth.”

Phil wasn’t surprised. He must have worn himself out. 

“Sexuality?”

“Pansexual,” Dan muttered. “I just really like people. What about you?”

Phil bit his lip. “I don’t really like labels. But if I had to choose, I’d say pan is accurate.”

Dan nodded slowly, his cheek squishing against Phil’s shoulder, his eyes falling shut, and his eyelashes fanning over his pale skin. 

“Kiss me?”

Phil thought he heard him wrong at first, freezing up. 

“What?”

Dan turned his head slightly, opening his eyes. “Kiss me,” he repeated, searching Phil’s eyes. Phil blushed. 

“Are you-”

Dan cut him off by pressing his lips against Phil’s, hard, and then a little gentler. He kissed with force, as if he was scared Phil would just float away if he didn’t hold him down with his lips. 

Phil’s heart was on fire, and his eyes were wide in shock. Dan was kissing him. Dan was kissing him

Phil wasn’t sure what to do, where to put his hands, so he settled with resting them on Dan’s hips, pulling him closer gently. That was when Dan opened his mouth. 

He slowly parted his lips, moving to straddle Phil’s lap, and Phil mimicked his actions, trying not to think too hard. And they were making out, on the floor of the boys bathroom, their breath mingling and Phil’s fear melting away, replaced with want. 

The school bell rang. 

another part ??