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seventeen as: pickup lines

seungcheol: “do you have a name or can i call you mine?”

jeonghan: “with my IQ and your face, we could make a race of superchildren!” (why)

jisoo: “baby you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti-”

junhui: “you, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?” (why 2.0)

hoshi:  “did you die recently? ‘cause you look like an angel to me”

wonwoo: “if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with you”

jihoon: “can i punch you in the face… softly, maybe with my lips?”

seokmin: “life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless”

mingyu: (@ jungkook) “do you like raisins? well, how do you feel about a date?”

minghao: “your eyes are as blue as the sea i dumped my ex’s body in”

seungkwan: “you’re almost as pretty as my mom”

vernon: “tonight this han doesn’t want to fly solo”

dino: “you look like trash, can i take you out?”

Pick-up Lines  {Sentence Starters}
some are nsfw

  • “Do you want to see my amiibo collection?”
  • “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
  • “So, do you like memes?”
  • “Hey, are you my toe? ‘Cause I wanna bang you on the table.”
  • “Are you the Sims game? Because I wanna create a life with you.”
  • “You’re on my list of things to do tonight.”
  • “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
  • “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
  • “Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
  • “If I was a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
  • “Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.”
  • “Your Face,  [Pause]  I like that shit!”
  • “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
  • “Why did the chicken cross the road? Go go out with me… Please go out with me.”
  • “Hey, girl, did we just share electrons? ‘Cause I’m feeling the Covalent bond between us.”
  • “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m ____.”
  • “Now, I’m no weatherman, I expect you’ll get a few inches tonight.”
  • “Hey, face… nice girl.”
  • “Are you an orphanage? ‘Cause I wanna give you kids.”
  • “Hey, girl, wanna have really high expectations, then be terribly disappointed?”
  • “You’ll do.”
RFA pick up lines c:

V: “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

707: “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

extra bc chisa wanted it:

“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling”

chisa cringed at this lol

Yoosung: “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

Jumin: “If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Zen: “I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

Jaehee: Put down that cupake… you’re sweet enough already.

Cheesy Pickup Lines

Aries: Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes

Taurus: If you were a booger I’d pick you first

Gemini: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Cancer: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Leo: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

Virgo: You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry

Libra: Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more

Scorpio: Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Sagittarius: Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you

Capricorn: Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out

Aquarius: If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

Pisces: If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber

I’ve got 99 pick up lines and the girl’s now mine  (pt.1)

(or boy we don’t discriminate)

1. Are you a dementor cause you take my breath away

2. You’re so hot I could bake cookies on you

3. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

4. Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

5. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

6. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

7.If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

8. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking in vitamin Me

9. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

10. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you

11. Can I have directions?
[To where?]
To your heart

12. Are you a parking ticket cause you’ve got fine written all over you

13. I was feeling a little off today but you definitely turned me on

14. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material

15. Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m digging that ass

16. From 1 to 10 I rate you 9 and I’m the only 1 you need

17. Is your name Ariel because I think we mermaid for eachother

18. Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

19. Are you craving pizza because I’d love to get a pizz-a dat ass

20. I’m no photographer but I can picture us together

21. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

22. Are you a ghost? Because your boo-ty is out of sight

23. Do you like Harry Potter because you can slytherin my bed

24. Woah girl, are you from France because maDAMN

25. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a pretty sweet ass

26. I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

27. Our love is like dividing zero you can’t define it

28. Are you made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe

29. You like sleeping? Hey me too we should do it together

30. If you were homework I’d do you

31. Do you work at McDonald’s because I want you in my happy meal

32. Are you a tower because Eiffel for you

33. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

34. Are you going to kiss me or do I need to lie to my diary?

35. You look a lot like my next boyfriend

36. Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number

37. You must be a banana because I find you apealing

38. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one

39. Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

40. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back

41. You must be the square root of one because you can’t be real

42. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart

43. Man your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night

44. Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants

45. Do you have a bandaid because I just scraped my knee falling for you

46. Girl if you were a dinosaur you’d be a gorgeousauras

47. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

48. Are you religious because you just answered all of my prayers

49. I need a map because I’m lost in your eyes


begin friends with got7 would be
  • them making you laugh all the time 
  • you would be probably helping jaebum to take care of the rest
  • pranks
  • they would tastes you about everything
  • bambam and yugyeom would wants you to whip with them
  • a lot of jokes
  • pick up lines 
  • “hey y/n, is your dad a preacher? cause girl you’re a blessing”
  • “you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop”
  • “if I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you”
  • “boys pls staph”
  • did i mention pranks??
  • you making food for them
  • horrors maratons
  • chilling with them when they have day off
  • they would be possessive and jealous about you
  • them wanting a lot of attention from you
  • cuddles with them a lot
  • dance with them 
  • always asking you what do you think about their new music
  • i think they would takes you on tour with them
  • shopping with them 
  • bambam giving you fashion advices
  • sleepovers  
  • walking to the park with boys and coco
  • they would treat you like a sister
  • kisses on cheeks 
  • kisses on forehead
  • saying “love you” at the end of phone talks
  • them loving you so much!!!

MASTERLISTS

send me some requests here, dont be shy!!

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“u kno what, bro?”
“what?”
“if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives
with u”
*clutches heart* “… bro”

Sebastian trying to flirt like..
  • Sebastian: "If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you"
  • Sebastian: "Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream."
  • Sebastian: "Are you kitten me?..cause you are purrrfect."
  • Sebastian: "You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws"
  • Sebastian: "no..? ok"
  • Sebastian: "I am feline fine now i have seen you."
  • Sebastian: "I'd like to get your tongue"
  • Sebastian: "My love for you is like a hairball - I can't hold it in."
  • Ciel: "OKAY! Thats´s enough! Go back to work.."