“Hack/Slash, Inc. What kind of killer can we stomp for you today?”
Cassie Hack - Alexandra Daddario.
Vlad - Dave Bautista.
The Lunch Lady - Kathy Bates.
Chris Krank - Jay Baruchel.
Lisa Elsten - Rose Leslie.
Samhain - Tyler Hoechlin.
Cat Curio - Chloe Moretz.
I’m forgetting some people but whatever.
This definitely needs to be a show. And according to a good friend of mine, Starz might be making one.