someone: you’re reading warrior cats?? those books are for kids wtf
me: one cat literally got his intestines ripped out and died nine times and two young cats were mauled by dogs one got her face ripped off one cat created a racist cult clan and told a half blood cat to murder two kittens and when he refused he was murdered execution style and one cat literally was impaled in the throat by a stick
Here at the old l-blog we are trying to figure out how to celebrate the notification that we now have 500 - non pornbot - followers. I suggested voting on a way to celebrate but it turns out cats don’t care to have others know how they vote so they won’t do show of hands (paws) and can’t be bothered to fill out secret ballots. So, Beezus and I have decided on two things.
First, we are starting a cult where we will dress only in blue and yellow, eat ice cream each day, vote progressive AND worship lichen. If you wish to join you are welcome to do so by following our standards. There is already a splinter sect (cats) who won’t wear the colors due to their nakedness.
Second, to our followers, we offer the opportunity to look at the above pictured images of an amazing tree for no cost whatsoever. That it is always free should not take away from the festival atmosphere surrounding this post.
I think it may be a sumac due to the fuzz on the branch tips but I’ve never seen one that looked like this. I will check back in a few weeks when the leaves are out for slightly more certain identification.
I love my lichen community!
One time, while watching a Showdown like his usual typical Chase self does, he sees a little stray cat and not only does he ignore literally everything around him, his pupils EXPLODE, HIS EYES ARE SO WIDE HE HAS GAZED AT PURITY AND NOBILITY
He drops everything he’s doing, he’s going to fucking pet that cat. In New York City? You need a fucking leash on him, he will have a hoard of fucking cat’s surrounding him like a fucking cat cult. He pets every stray, picks up every kitten.
He treats them like treasure.
His feline warriors have cubs? Fuck, he loves em. He low key spends several hours a day just laying around his palace basking with cubs. No way in hell could he ever dislike one or be mean.