i was at the table eating food with my family and us children were all telling jokes to each other and i was like yknow what? im gonna bring out my classic joke. so im like “hey robbie how do you make a pure-bread cat,” and then i say “put a little wheat and flour on it” and he didnt get it so quietly im like “damnit that joke went right over your head” and then i realize i cursed and im not supposed to do that and i start internally panicking and my little cousin is like “[LARS] SAID A BAD WORD!!!!” and shes notorious for lying and im notorious for not lying and her mom says “am i supposed to believe you, someone who tries to get [him] in trouble all the time” and on the inside im like fuck yeah because i just escaped a situation without doing a single damn thing
Supercat. AU where Kara and Cat meet because of Carter trick or treating in a new neighborhood??