castle to castle

Punisher: What it’s like to be a veteran in the US today.

Luke Cage: What it’s like to be black in the US.

Jessica Jones: What it’s like to be a woman recovering from trauma.

Daredevil: What it’s like to have a disability and work through it.

Iron Fist: I AM A SAD RICH WHITE MAN MY LIFE IS FRAGILE AND HARD.

Elektra: I’m cold.


Matt: Here, have my jacket.


Karen: Hey, I’m cold too.


Frank: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Karen* I fucking have to make sure you don’t fucking FREEZE to death, but you’re allergic to shirts, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold you piece of shit? You should’ve said something sooner.

tokay but you know what is the truly GAYEST barbie movie ever and I, a sapphic, loved:

barbie and the diamond castle

a story of two lesbian farmers who live in a hut together in the middle of the forest, even sleep in the same bedroom

they make music. 

lesbian music.

they go out together every morning, singing about how much they love each other

there is nothing heterosexual about those looks, btw

they literally find two heart-shaped stones that they wear to symbolise their ‘friendship’ and then hold hands

their strong bond is the main theme throughout the movie, and two twin brothers fall for them but the girls leave them at first and go off together (that lesbian activity), of course they meet up again because the gayness cannot be obvious

they never end up with the boys and actually return home together after all the drama

like, this is the ending shot of their story

not to mention the soundtrack has gay classics like ‘connected’ and ‘two voices, one song’

excerpt from ‘connected’:

It’s not an accident, the time we spent apart,
But now we’re so close,
I can always find you right here in my heart.

and

Everytime that I breathe,
I can feel the energy,
Reachin’ out,
Flowin’ through,
You to me and me to you.
Wake or dream,
Walk or stand,
You are everywhere I am.
Seperate souls, unified,
Touching at the speed of light!

excerpt from two voices, one song

And anywhere you are you know I’ll be around
And when you call my name I’ll listen for the sound
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I’ll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I’m here for you, you’re here for me

bonus:

VERDICT: 

CATCH THAT LESBIAN FARMER ACTIVITY