Married!DeanCas AU where the two of them are away from each other for an extended period of time and Cas insists on Skyping every day at the ungodliest of hours (i.e., before noon).
“Whoa. Someone didn’t get enough beauty sleep.” “Just for that, I’m not wearing pants. And I’m not going to show you this time.” “Ass.” “One particularly naked ass, thank you.” “That s’posed to be your way of getting me to tell you I miss you?” “Is it working?” “No. Maybe. Whatever. Shut up.” “Love you, too.”