I NEED Percy giving Magnus sword fighting lessons while Jack continually tries to hit on Riptide.

(Also let’s talk about how Percy lowkey might get emotional because he remembers his first sword fighting instructor and like it or not, it’s still Luke’s voice that Percy hears in his head and Magnus notices the tears glimmering in Percy’s eyes but he pretends it’s just sweat)

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll pledge my allegiance to Kronos, to bring about the destruction of Olympus. So sue me - no, don’t sue me. That’s opposite of the point I’m trying to make.
—  Luke Castellan

Okay but lets be honest with ourselves, Thalia accidentally taught baby Annabeth how to swear. It wasn’t on purpose it just accidentally happened. And Thalia doesn’t even realize its her fault. It kinda goes down like this

Baby Annabeth: Holy fucking shit

Thalia: Luke, what the actual fuck. You taught this innocent bean child how to fucking swear. w h a t t h e f u c k L u k e


siblings reunion
  • Matthew and Bobby: Annabeth, our sister, is so awesome. She taught us about greek myth and architecture, she even taught us how to do math and homeworks
  • Percy's sister: brother taught me how to speak to fishes
  • Percy's sister: ....and horses