cast:-parks-and-rec

PARKS && RECS MEME (P1.)
  • “Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived. #unbreakable”
  • “Can I help you move? I’m really good at it! Afterwards I can take the cardboard boxes and use it for breakdancing.”
  • “I can’t use my GPS, but I figured it out. I just drove around in circles until I saw something familiar.”
  • “Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!”
  • “You look like Encyclopedia Brown.”
  • “As your self-appointed emotional guardian, it is my duty to love and support you.”
  • “The original title of this was: A Lively Fisting.”
  • “I really like you, and I was wondering if you wanted to get a cup of coffee sometime.”
  • “IF you had gone to Hogwarts Academy, which house do you think you’d be in?”
  • “I really need this party to go well, which is why I’m stress eating gummy penises.”
  • “Well, four years of work down the drain and I have a penis on my head.”
  • “I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.”
  • “Please put your pants back on.”
  • “ Love? Love fades away. But things … Things are forever.”
  • “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
  • “We’re just friends. He’s like the gayest person I’ve ever met, but I make out with him when I’m drunk sometimes.”
  • “Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.”
  • “One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”
  • “Oh, one time I rode in a sidecar on a guy’s motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.”
  • “ I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I’M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!”
  • “That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.”
  • “ I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”
  • “I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.”
  • “I’d like to say something. You are a wonderful person. Your friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.”
  • “But think how much better our friendship would be if we added…doin’ it.”
  • “I just opened a can of whoop ass on myself!”
  • “Your/My nickname around the office is Softypants Mchuggable.”
  • "Let’s cut the bull, alright? You want this. I definitely want this. T.H. wants this. Let’s seal this devil’s threeway right here, right now.”
  • “We should sue their parents for spawning a human turd burger.”
  • “I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.”
  • “Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”
  • “Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.”
  • “I typed in your symptoms here and it says you might have… network connectivity problems.”
  • “One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.”
  • “ I call noodles long-ass rice. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks…food rakes.”
  • "I feel great. I ran 5K this morning. No, no I didn’t. I threw up in the shower.”
  • “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.”
  • “Catching the number 12 bus to Satan’s butthole?”
  • “Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.”
  • “One time my refrigerator stopped working and I had no idea what do to! I just moved.”
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“Chris Pratt is the husband I never had in real life. Really, I just love him so much and I’ve learned a lot from him. He makes every day so fun. He’s really the best.” - Aubrey Plaza

“For the lucky few people who get a chance to know her, […] she’s very caring and sweet and a good listener. She would be there for her friends in a heartbeat.” - Chris Pratt

  • Taako: [storms up to Carey, face covered in glitter]
  • Taako: Carey, what the hell?!
  • Carey: *laughs*
  • Carey: I put glitter in all your moisturizers and lotions. I’m calling it Midnight Sky by Fangbattle.
  • Carey: *finger guns towards the camera*
  • Carey: Twinkle, twinkle, big star.
  • Taako: Carey! That was an amazing idea and I will buy it from you, but what the hell?!

Amy is the best person you could possibly work off of. She’s my favorite actress. We’re good friends [in real life], and then when we have scenes together, there’s just this thing that clicks. Honestly, when I see on the call sheet that we have a scene together, I still get really excited. It’s always something different. It’s not like we revert back to some holding pattern that we have. She always totally surprises me, and I always try to surprise her — although I’m a much less agile performer than she is in a lot of ways. [Laughs] We’re just genuinely having a lot of fun when we’re doing these scenes, no matter how short or long or serious or funny.