I am STILL laughing like three hours later at Mulder asking Scully to... participate, in a big way, yet initially refusing to give her half. What a cheap fuck. That is so him.
TRUE STORY: The beer pong table and the “distraction” rules are based off of my days in college theater. Most of the people at my school were there for some variety of engineering, and of course, this meant that the beer pong table the guys constructed for use during cast parties was quite impressive. And the rules were that one team could use any tactics they wanted to distract the other, as long as nobody touched the table, anything on it, or the player taking his or her shot. As a result, there was a good deal of flashing, lots of surprise penises, lots of mooning, and many sudden three- or four- or five-person makeout sessions.