cassie hunter

cc: I think that you’re giving jace too much as a character. he’s meant to be sexy and a good shadow hunter, nothing more. 

sh writers: but how about instead of him just being a ‘hot fighter’, we see his inter turmoil surrounding his father, we see how much he grows to care for clary, and see how much he loves and cares about his friends. 

cc: *sweats nervously*, well what about alec? I think you’re going in the wrong direction with him. 

sh writers: what direction? the fact we’re giving him screen time, rather than making him nonexistent. we’ll show how scared he is of his own sexuality, grow his relationship with magnus, show fans how he came out rather than never speaking about it bar a couple of lines.

cc: *sweats nervously*, who’s this lydia person? I didn’t write her. 

sh writers: well we wanted to add a dynamic clave envoy who shows that though the clave may seem hard, they do it for a reason. and we want to add her to the malec storyline to flesh out alecs character even more. 

cc: *sweats nervously* I would love to be more involved in the show! I’ve been supportive from the start. 

sh writers: you mean when you encouraged fans to get a producer fired? when you made references to the fact you didn’t like the show or the changes? when you told twitter uses you would never do stuff we did in the show? 

cc: *sweats nervously*

sh writers: and what do you plan to bring on board? incest/rape/LGBT characters being ignored/abuse relationships? 

cc: *sweats nervously* well…so can I write an episode? 

sh writers: should you tell her or should I? 

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Last night, a girl told me about Zoe Kravitz. She said we look like each other and have similar styles - I won’t hesitate to say that after I googled her, I was more than flattered…and surprised!  We’re both under the Sagittarius sign too so we’re basically twin sisters. Lenny, if you see this, your lost daughter has been found. Please pay off my student loans kthx.