[tour guide voice] What you see before you are the three characters who have consumed my life and focus for the last year, two of which aren’t even my children. Runner, in the middle, is mine. You can tell by how I beat the shit out of him before the story even really begins. The other two are Alex (blond) and Cassidy (brunette), and together the three of them will be releasing their first album, titled “Why Did We Ever Go Into The Field Of Espionage, This Was A Terrible Idea.”