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Some Batdad Headcanons

- When Dick first came to live with him, Bruce purchased a bunch of parent help books. He buys new ones with each kid he adopts, and no matter how much he studies he’s always unprepared for his psychotic children and their antics. 

- Everyone assumes Stephanie is his daughter and every time someone mentions it he and Steph are both thoroughly grossed out by the thought. 

- Damian shows Bruce his drawings sometimes, and every time, much to Damian’s embarrassment, Bruce insists on hanging them on the fridge. 

- The cabinets at Wayne Manor are filled to the brim with World’s Best Dad mugs. 

- Jason owns a Dad’s Little Stinker t-shirt. 

- When they were younger, Bruce used to let his Robins ride on his back if they got tired on patrol. 

- Tim falls asleep in random places when he’s particularly sleep-deprived, and each time Bruce will sigh tiredly before picking him up and carrying him up to his room, planning on drugging his coffee to get him to sleep more often.   

- Once he had to tie Damian to a post when he was misbehaving on patrol. 

- The first time Jason called him “Dad”, (on accident, mind you), he legit cried and hugged him for ten minutes straight. 

- He rarely has a bed to himself because his kids always invade his room at night and insist on sleeping with him. 

- He brags about Tim all the time to his coworkers, and it only got worse after Tim actually started working at Wayne Enterprises. At least once a day Bruce will go to Tim’s office and ask how his “little slugger” is doing. 

- He lets Cass paint his nails and isn’t afraid to leave the nail polish on because he’s so proud of how good of a job she did. Everyone is too intimidated to make fun of him for it.

- Even though he’s in his twenties and has an apartment of his own, Dick will still drive all the way to Gotham and sleep in Bruce’s bed when he has nightmares. 

- Bruce attends every single one of his kids’ graduations and award ceremonies, even the pointless ones that nobody really cares about. He will be there cheering in the front row every time.  

- Bruce was surprised that Barbara gave a Father’s Day gift to him in addition to her own father. 

- He carries around a bunch of pictures of his children in his batbelt and likes showing them to the criminals he arrests. Poison Ivy makes sure he keeps her up to date on how Nightwing is doing, and Two Face loves hearing about Red Robin’s whereabouts.     

audreycritter  asked:

*bangs fists on table* CASS CASS CASS

*big freakout hello Audrey ily and your stories so much holy shit*

OKAY LISTEN!!!

Cass is such a big nerd over fantasy books? Narnia? she has it, fablehaven? has it, literally name any fantasy book and she has probably read it atleast once, more likely to own an incredibly worn copy that she bought brand new

the first time someone took her iceskating (*cough*Jason*cough*) she was a master at it, no one can figure it out, Dick is like “h..how??????????? you didn’t fall even once I refuse to believe you have never gone before” after he watches the video

look, she once smuggled in, like, ten kittens that were abandoned in an alleyway and enlisted Damian to help her find homes for them, no one knows about this until the media finds out and leaks it, bruce is a bit disappointed he didn’t know that Cass had TEN KITTENS in her closet for, like, a whole month, but he couldn’t stay disappointed because

Cass legit gets away with everything, if its not blamed on her brothers its because she has the most adorable puppy eyes+pout, nobody can say no, nobody can say mad, it is impossible, they all believe she is too powerful, they all agree she deserves that power

basically Cass is the Wayne Princess and if reporters or rabid fans or people who dislike the Waynes ever get too close to her you can bet you’re going to have all of her brothers on your ass there is no escape

Jason will deflect any and all invitations to the manor until Cass does it, a single text saying “Manor” from “The Princess” and he’s there at the soonest possible moment because nobody says no to Cass

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Fierce ladies.

Due to recent events, I lost a ton of inspiration and motivation. Thankfully, working on commissions and this fun series helped me get centered again and ready for whatever may come in the new week. Also, for anyone wondering, Barbara’s suit is based on the Young Justice one. SEASON 3 IS COMIIIING

This mostly wraps up the main set, but I maaaay have got some more on the way…

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Batkids on their playdates team missions!

A few fun facts:

  • Roy often skips Boy Scout meetings to hang out with Kori and Jason (Don’t tell Ollie)
  • Kyle Rayner is usually hanging with the Troublemakers but had a cold on this particular day and Hal wouldn’t let him leave the house.
  • Cass is wearing Bruce’s old costume (here) that she found in the attic while playing hide and seek with her brothers. Alfred has since made a few alterations to it, of course.
  • That stuffed cat looking thing behind Damian was made by Dick. Alfred has been teaching him how to sew and he practices by making tons of plush for his siblings! (They’re finally starting to look like actual animals)
  • Don’t worry, Alfred fixed Mr. Moo.

Things that need to happen in Young Justice Season 3 in no particular order b/c they are all equally important to me:

  • My son Wally needs to be rescued from the Speedforce b/c we all know he’s not dead.
  • Mom!Dinah mentoring/protecting all the kids.
  • My daughter Artemis needs to not hurt anymore.
  • My baby girl Cassandra as Batgirl
  • My baby boy Damian Wayne (or Stephanie Brown) as Robin