cassan

Dad things Bruce has said
  • “Whats an emoji?”
  • “Why can’t I wear jean shorts?”
  • “Whats a twerk?”
  • “How do you work skype?”
  • “What the hell is a sext?”
  • “Which remote turns on the tv?!”
  • “TIM, get in here I can’t figure out this TV.”
  • “that needs a coaster”
  • “I’m not throwing out my jean shorts, Jason”
  • “DICK, how do you twitter???”
  • “You’re having safe sex, right?”
  • “I can’t get off this website, how do you click off?”
  • “I AM pressing the red button, Tim, it doesn’t work!”
  • “How do you share a Facebook post???”
  • “DIC–I MEAN TI-I MEAN JASON–I MEAN CASSAN-DAMAIN, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS”
  • feel free to add more