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This can be considered part of the Married Life Verse, but stands alone too. laziest-fangirl wanted plumbing related shenanigans, and sprinkejoy asked for the boys arguing over private vs. public school. And I wanted to write a good old fashioned five times fic.

***Five times Kurt and Blaine get turned on by boring domestic things. (The weirdos.)**

1. Unclogging the toilet

“Okay, begin by placing the head into the bottom.”


Blaine resolutely does not laugh, because Kurt is already annoyed, glaring at him and standing stiffly over the toilet that is clogged, again. So Blaine protests with his voice only wavering a little, “That’s what it says!”

Kurt sighs and places the toilet snake down into the bowl. “Now what?”

“Turn in a clockwise motion,” he snorts a little, “inserting gently but firmly.”

“Blaine I swear to-”

“That’s what it says!” He holds his phone up so Kurt can see the instructions he Googled. Kurt starts to work the toilet snake in while Blaine watches from the edge of the bathtub. It’s been a long day for both of them; full time work and summer classes now, and they really just wanted a quiet dinner and maybe some quality couch time and then some fooling around time, and really the last thing either of them wanted to deal with was a toilet gushing water onto the floor. Yet again.

But Kurt looks so hot; his sleeves rolled up and biceps flexing as he pushes the tool in, his jaw clenched and face determined. Plus he’s wearing those pants Blaine loves. They make his legs look miles long and cup his ass just right. Blaine leans back, tilts his head. Mmhmm. Just right.

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