cash and clothes

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This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here

Lucky fuckers. Must be really humbling for you to see the feet of a real alpha male above you. I bet you can imagine the scene, fag-pheromones I call it, nothing attracts rich pay piggies more than an Alpha’s stinky gym feet.

I’m expecting my loyal paypigs to start stepping up now that we’re nearing Christmas. You want your Master to be showered in cash and expensive clothes, gadgets and jewellery, dont you? Haha

Get sending me my money, pigs. Make me proud.

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RUN

JUST RUN

GET OUT OF THERE DALLAS

RUN AND DO NOT LOOK BACK

The Joker being obsessed with you would include :

(Woooo more prompts! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him being intrigued and interested in the way you’d handle yourself and tell him to back off when you first met and since following you around to get your attention

-Him committing crimes in your name, expressing himself through various ways, from graffitiing your name all over to straight up screaming your name for everyone to know

-Him quickly finding out where you live and leaving all sorts of gifts for you from stacks of cash to lavish clothes and jewelry

-Him getting insanely jealous to see you with any other man but even more when he sees you getting along with Bruce and doing everything to interrupt you

-Him liking to hold you whenever you’re mad at him and keeping you still, enjoying to stare at you and your body before letting go of you

-Him having a habit of talking very closely to you, wanting desperately to feel your warmth and scent all over him

-Him trying his hardest to be kind towards you or at least show you that he can be that way

-Him having waited for you by your house and telling you how worried he had been the whole day, especially whenever it’s on the weekend

-Him having stolen your clothes a few times and keeping at least one of your things on him, to make sure he remembers you

-Him telling you about how much he feels for you and how badly he wants you, only to not let you go until you’d give him the answer he wants


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When We Collide (Part 11)

Pairing: Assistant!Y/N/CEO!Luke

Rating: NC-17

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Summary: He is the definition of high class smart ass, swimming in Dom Pierre Pérignon champagne and has never seen the shadow of poverty. She is underprivileged, lives in a messy dorm room on sale and struggles working as an assistant after being thrown out of college. But how will they collide when Luke makes Y/N pregnant after a drunkenly one night stand?

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”Okay so, how about this one?”

“Oh no, Holly no…. Too beige colored it makes your hips look bigger than necessary.” Luke replied with a glass of bobbly champagne in his hand, eyes scanning her body and his feet tapping against the marble floor to the beat of the background music.

You looked up from your papers with a huge sigh sincerely wishing that you could be anywhere else than stuck with those two in some kind of small expensive shop a few streets away from your office building.

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Our experience at Dashcon 2014

I’ve been trying to decide whether or not I actually want to talk about our Dashcon experience.  If you know us IRL you’ll know that my wife and I recently went on a trip to Canada/Chicago purely to attend Dashcon.  And following what happened with the convention, I was in two minds.  Do we simply wash our hands of the whole situation, or do we talk about what happened?

Given that my wife received an anonymous message on her blog telling her to go and hang herself, I was leaning more toward the former.  I almost wanted to pretend like we were never there.  But after reading almost everything about the disaster, I think there are a couple of things that need to be said from our perspective.

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