cas is sass

Supernatural:  10 Lessons From Tonight’s Episode.

“Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets,” season 12, episode 10

1.  Dean has no concept of personal space or social propriety.

And Sam, as always, is the perpetually done third wheel.

2.  He is also an embarrassingly worried boyfriend.

Look at this asshole, just swooping in out of nowhere to check in on his bae.  Fucking whipped. 

3.  And just embarrassing in general.

4.  Cas’s sass levels are astronomical. 

Crowley could probably take lessons from him at this point, to be honest.

5.  Cas has zero time for the gender binary (and has always been hot and done.)

Look at this bad bitch, hopping from gender to gender like a Virginia Woolf protagonist.  He knows that the binary is a useless human construct, and he ain’t got time for that shit.  

6.  He’s also always been really, really cute (and really, really not straight.)

One thing I love about Cas getting an (adult) female vessel is it not only confirms his lack of definable gender (which we’ve seen with other angels, but a main character is a different matter entirely), is that it ends the notion of his heterosexuality.  So you say he’s always been attracted to girls?  Well, at the very least, that makes him a genderfluid lesbian.  

In other news, the writers played themselves, and Cas is now technically confirmed to be as straight as that (adorable) jaunty hat he’s wearing.

7.  Dean is getting much better at emotional honesty.

Words I’ve been waiting to hear since season six.

8.  *Nothing to say here, just incoherent sobbing.*

9.  He literally loves Cas more than life itself.

And everybody knows it.  Except Cas.

10.  But especially poor, poor, Sam.

Overall rating:  10/10 for gayness, cute 20th century attire, healthy communication, Cas centricity, and worried Dean.  Well done, SPN!  

Gif credit to:  @shirtlesssammy, @codestielckles, @supernaturaldaily, @novaks, @yourfavoritedirector,  @deanslittlebabyboy

It’s been twelve hours and I’m still not over the destiel of it all. Cas and Dean bickering and icing each other out because they care and worry so much about each. Cas sassing Dean so hard he almost had a wreck. Dean fucking sitting in Cas’s LAP. CAS IS FAMILY. And Jesus Christ An angel who fell in love with a human directly comparing his romantic love to Cas’s love for Dean. This might be the gayest episode since Goodbye, Stranger. DESTIEL EXISTS AND IT IS AMAZING.

The Top 10 Best Parts of Tonight’s Episode:

1.  Agent Castiel “Sunshine” Beyonce-Winchester, formerly known as Cas.

2.  Mary continuously being Fem!Dean, and as such being simultaneously badass and emotionally vulnerable.

3.  Cas being super empathetic with his mother-in-law, because he knows how it feels to not belong.

4.  Dean unabashedly caring about Cas and treating him like a beloved husband and family member, because THAT’S WHAT HE IS, DAMN IT.

5.  “Like mother, like sons,” because ain’t that the truth.  (Though ironically, Mary is at war with the internet, whereas her son is a walking cell tower.)

6.  Cas literally out-sassing Crowley.  Oh honey, being Lucifer’s vessel changed you.

7.  Rowena double-crossing the literal inventor of the double-cross, because she is a queen and must act as such.  

8.  In fact, just female characters in general this season.  Good on you, Mr. Dabb.

9.  Crowley, Cas, and Rowena.  This could be a spinoff. 

10.  “Morning, Sunshine.”  Seriously, I don’t think I will ever be the same.  

Sastiel au where Cas takes the “How To Use” on this shower cream very seriously and invites Sam to shower with him so he can show him how to use this product correctly and also because he likes Sam a lot