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The Tea is Decaf

[ao3]

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Dean/Cas, Sam/Eileen
Based on this text post

Castiel just barely slips out the door into the hallway and turns the knob as he closes it so the latch doesn’t make a sound. The light is always on in the hallway, and Dean always wakes up if too much of it pours into his room, so Castiel has mastered the art of slipping through the smallest space possible.

He breathes a sigh of relief once he’s in the hallway.

A small voice to his right lets out an amused laugh. He turns to see a particularly tiny woman wearing a very large plaid shirt and nothing else. Well, he supposes she could be wearing shorts under the shirt. It really is very big on her.

“You must be Castiel,” she says rather loudly, mispronouncing his name just slightly.

He walks over to her with a finger to his lips.

She puts her hand over her mouth in embarrassment before signing, I’m deaf.

Castiel mouths an “oh” before dropping his head and laughing. He then pops his head back up fast and mouths, “Are you Eileen?”

She nods eagerly and signs, You’ve heard about me?

Sam has mentioned you a few times, he signs back. He says you’re a very good hunter.

Her face lights up. You’re damn right I am. Still, that’s very sweet of him.

So, are you two…? Castiel looks back toward Sam’s room and then down at Eileen’s shirt.

Eileen’s eyes widen in embarrassment. He’s asleep. I was just going to the bathroom.

I was heading to the kitchen for a cup of tea. Would you like some?

Is there caffeine in it?

Not at 4 in the morning.

Eileen smiles and gives him a thumbs up before moving past him toward the bathroom. Castiel watches her go for a second before it hits him.

He looks down at his plain black t-shirt and too-small boxer briefs and wonders if Eileen could tell that these clothes aren’t his. And that he came out of Dean’s room instead of one of the countless other extra bedrooms in the bunker.

By the time Eileen pads into the kitchen, Castiel has two mugs ready with decaf teabags in them and he’s standing at the stove staring at the pot so he can pull it off the burner before it whistles.

It’s only a minute longer before Cas pours the water into the mugs and takes a seat across from Eileen at the kitchen table.

You’re an angel, aren’t you? Eileen asks as her tea steeps.

Castiel nods as he takes a drink.

Does that mean you don’t sleep?

Sometimes I do. I didn’t feel like it tonight.

Is Dean good in bed?

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What happened?

Oy.

So Kelly giving birth to Lucifer’s rape-baby (named JACK, good old Jack Satan) ripped a floating glowy space vagina in the front yard. Inside the glowy space vagina was a world in which Sam and Dean were never born, and so it’s literally Hell On Earth. Bobby is there for cameo purposes. They decide to lock up Lucifer into the Glowy Space Vagina world. They succeed in getting him in there, and Crowley sacrifices himself to close up the portal to Glowy Space Vagina World, because SURE.

Cas says he trusts his Baby-God because Baby-God is going to make a world without pain, fear, want, suffering, etc. Paradise. You know, like the Paradise of a static Heaven he rejected and fought against, that little thing THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW IS BASED AROUND. It’s moronic and doesn’t make sense, but Dabb thinks your scripts making sense is for losers.

Then, FOR LITERALLY NO REASON IT WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN AND SAM AND DEAN HAD NEARLY SUCCEED, Cas pops into Glowy Vagina World and gently stabs Lucifer in the kidney for some reason. Nobody knows why, Lucifer was going to be sealed and away. Sam and Dean jump back into the real world, there’s a pause, and hey Cas made it back, he wasn’t sealed in there too.

But oh noes, Lucifer is right behind him, and stabs him with an angel blade, killing him. There’s wing burn marks on the ground. Dean screams no, Mary runs out and begins punching the shit out of the devil with brass knuckles, because it’s just fucking whatever at this point. Lucifer grabs Mary, pulls her into Glowy Vagina World, and the portal closes. They’re stuck there.

Cas’s death may be the stupidest thing SPN has ever produced, and they once had a possessed mannequin episode and a racist truck episode and three separate bestiality episodes. It’s like you know when your writing fic, and can’t figure out how to get to Point A to Point B, but you want to move on and finish the bulk of the first draft, so as a placeholder you put “And then some shit happened for reasons”? Imagine that being filmed and shot and put on national TV for all to see. Because Andrew Dabb is a hack with no pride who thinks we’re all as stupid as his scripts are.

Dean stares at Cas’s dead body, while Sam goes and chases down Jack Satan, a creepy CGI nude teenage boy that I laughed so hard at seeing.

Kelly died giving birth to teenage Jack Satan. But she was beautiful while doing it, and that’s all that matters.

Also Rowena was killed offscreen in the beginning. Because there’s a  misogyny quota and all.

I swear I am not making any of this up.

@soluscheese In which Dean is a fisherman and Cas is a selkie. Sam’s POV

There’s no denying it: Dean’s new friend is strange.

Where to begin?

Well, the fact he’s dripping wet and naked in their small beachside cabin is a pretty good start. Which might have been acceptable (albeit horrifying) if Dean was also naked, but unlike the mysterious man, Dean’s fully clothed.

But that’s not all, no, the guy is naked in their cabin being spoon-fed soup by Dean himself.

Even without the bizarre situation, the man would be strange. His skin is oddly pale, though there are dark freckles down his calves, making his feet a dark grey that would have looked sickly in another situation. His eyes are as blue as the ocean on a clear, sunny day and his teeth look sharper than teeth ought to.

“Meet Cas,” Dean tells Sam with a grin.

Cas fixes Sam with an intense gaze and replies with a bark. A bark that might sound like “Cas,” but only if one strained.

Sam shoots Dean a look. There is something seriously wrong with this situation. The world’s fraught with magic and monsters, after all, and their family business, their fishing business, is perfectly safe and perfectly ordinary. Sam isn’t interested in making it any more interesting. Up until now, he’s assumed Dean felt the same. 

Dean merely shrugs and continues to spoon feed the strange, naked man. “He doesn’t speak Common,” Dean informs his brother.

Sam’s not entirely sure Cas speaks at all.

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Can you imagine Dean taking Cas to capture fireflies 

Like Cas knows all about the insect of course. He was there when God made them. But they still fascinate him as he stares out the passenger window, hundreds of green dots flashing in the expanse of fields Dean is speeding past on their way back from a hunt.

He knows it’s a human custom for children to try to capture them and he asks Dean if he and Sam ever did. Dean scoffs for a second like its the most random question Cas has ever asked (it’s definitely not) but tells Cas about how sometimes he and Sam would stay at Bobby’s and they’d run around the yard at dusk trying to capture as many fireflies as possible before being called in for bed and the memory brings a gentle smile to the hunter’s face that Cas wants to seal in a jar to save forever.

Instead Cas remarks on how fun that must have been and Dean shrugs. They fall into a silence, Dean watching the road and Cas studying the pattern of illumination outside the window.

Then suddenly Dean is pulling off onto a gravel side row. He drives about a mile down until he’s sure no one else will be coming their way and he turns the car off. Cas is asking what he’s doing but Dean doesn’t answer and gets out of the car to start digging through the trunk. Cas opens his own door and as he straightens Dean cheers and comes around the Impala with a clear jar in his hand. He offers it to Cas. He tilts his head toward the field. “Go try it.”

Cas is hesitant at first, slowly taking the jar from Dean and taking a step toward the tall grass. He can hear the swarm of the insects, can feel their buzzing as the hot summer air settles over his skin thick and wet. He’s already sweating. He can feel a bead forming at his hairline, ready to trickle down the side of his face but he ignores it to lift his hand and gently intercept the path of a fly. He brings it to his face and carefully opens his hand.

He stares in wonderment as the insect crawls along the lines of his palms, studies its tiny red head and the shape of its wings. And then he gasps as it lights up, illuminating the enclosure of his hand bright green for a short moment. Cas flattens his palm and smiles as the firefly wanders to the tip of his finger and flutters its wings and is gone.

“You’re supposed to put them in the jar, Cas,” Dean calls from where he leans against the Impala.

But Cas doesn’t want to capture them. 

He just wants to exist amongst the stars again.

He drops the jar and lifts his arms. 

His skin is glistening with sweat now. His clothes feel damp. He feels the give of his shoes in the soft ground and the sway of the grass against his calves. But as Cas looks out at the thousands of lights above him, buzzing around his outreached hands, Castiel is not in a field in the middle of Kansas. 

He’s flying. 

A hesitant hand presses into his shoulder and Cas turns with a smile, gazing into two shimmering green eyes that put the fireflies to shame. Dean is smiling too and he’s so close Cas is struck with the nostalgic sensation he would get when forming supernovas with his fingertips. 

He feels the pull and lets gravity take control, leaning into Dean until their smiles touch and it’s like Cas can feel his grace again, pulsing through his veins and straining against his being.

Their first kiss is so gentle but Cas feels fierce power like nothing he’s ever possessed. One of Dean’s hands comes up to cup his face, his fingers shivering along Cas’s cheekbone and Cas wraps his arms around Dean’s waist, not willing to ever let this go.

He forgets about the field, about the fireflies.

He doesn’t need them to feel the stars.

He holds the entire universe in his arms.

“I can’t believe Dean and Cas made out.”

Cas shrunk back from walking into the library at the sound of Sam ’s voice – for very good reasons.

He heard the unconvinced noise Mary made as she shrugged before replying. “It broke the spell and saved the town – it’s not hard to believe they’d do it… For the greater good.”

Sam still sounded agitated although Cas agreed with Mary – and he should know better than them about it. “No, Mom, we were all in the room. All the ritual asked for was a kiss… I mean what if all we needed to do was something like me giving you a peck on the cheek? It was a vaguely phrased spell.”

“I suppose so…”

Sam had gone into full ranting mode – “And – even if it had to be a kiss on the mouth – Cas could have kissed any of us. There were options. He could have kissed you, or, well, he was standing right next to me when Dean read the thing out, and a lot of people were going to die really soon. I’d take one for the team.”

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Distractions

This is for the wonderful @thing-you-do-with-that-thing​ ‘s SPN Movie Night Challenge. My movie was The Conjuring, and my pairing was Destiel.

Warnings: smut, anal sex, dry humping (is that a warning?)

Word Count: 2100ish

A/N: My use of the movie wasn’t my most creative idea ever, but I still love writing these too dorks having all the sweet sex. Feedback much appreciated!


“What are we watching?” Dean relaxes just asking the question. These movie nights with Cas are his favorite nights, when everything is quiet except for the small laptop on his bed, and the whole world outside of his bedroom doesn’t exist.

They were his favorite nights even before he and Cas became…whatever they are- they haven’t really talked about it or labeled it, but Cas does stay in Dean’s bedroom every night now, and they definitely do more than sleep. But now, now that Dean’s allowed to snuggle into Cas’ side, or fall asleep tangled up in him afterward, or distract himself with sex if the movie is boring, now these nights are the absolute best nights Dean has.

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Supernatural Group Chat #1

I always loved when people made these. They’re so funny!

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Y/n added Sam, Dean, and Cas to the conversation.

Y/n: Hey guys!

Sam: Oh hey.

Dean: What is the point of this.

Y/n: Oh cmon have some fun.

Cas: I AGREE WITH DEAN. WE ARE ALL IN THE SAME HOUSE. WHY DO WE NEED TO TEXT?

Sam: Cas, your caps lock is on.

Y/n: Someone help him.

Cas: I think I fixed it.

Y/n: I’m going to add a few more people.

Y/n added Sugar_Daddy and Crowley to the comversation.

Dean: Who tf is Sugar_Daddy

Sugar_Daddy: Oh Dean, I’m hurt

Y/n: It’s Gabriel.

Sugar_Daddy: Way to ruin the moment, Y/n.

Crowley: I’m busy, what do you all want.

Y/n: A million dollars and a hellhound puppy.

Crowley: Care to seal that deal, minx?

Cas: Y/n, that’s a bad idea.

Sam: Relax, Cas. She’s joking.

Y/n: 🙄

Sugar_Daddy: Anyone up for some fun?

Y/n: I bet Sam is ;)

Sam: Wait what

Sam: Y/n, answer me

Y/n: Btw where did Dean go?

Crowley: Probably with his angelic boyfriend

Dean: It’s time for us to leave, Cas.

Dean left the conversation.

Cas left the conversation.

Y/n: Oh stuff is going down!! Anyone wanna eavesdrop????

Crowley: On my way

Crowley left the conversation.

Y/n: Ugh I gotta see this.

Y/n left the conversation.

Sugar_Daddy: So, Samuel

Sam left the conversation.

Sugar_Daddy: Fine then.

Sugar_Daddy left the conversation.

anonymous asked:

cardinaleyes(.)tumblr(.)com/post/159285484974/cardinaleyes-cardinaleyes-cardinaleyes ----Have you seen this what do you think meta amazing person?

Ha! Um… I’ve been saying for weeks that Mick’s similarities to Cas are surface level. But from the very moment we first meet him, he’s even visually opposite to Cas:

He changes his coat to match Castiel’s, but that was all surface level stuff… until he had his moment of doubt in 12.16, I wasn’t sure if he was even going to earn ANY sort of redemption. And the fact he kept the truth about Magda to himself, and didn’t even TRY to come clean about that with Dean because of his precious “Code” I knew any redemption he earned was going to be via death.

He sealed his own fate, you know?

Cas, all along even throughout s4, HAD DOUBTS. He knew he had his orders, but he struggled with them, and that struggle only got harder for him. In 4.20, when he’d found out the truth about what his superiors plans were for the apocalypse and releasing Lucifer, he’d tried to tell Dean but got dragged back to heaven for reprogramming before he could. Then it took him less than TWO EPISODES to break through that fresh programming and rebel completely.

I mean, MICK NEVER STRUGGLED WITH ANY OF THIS.

He’d been “programmed” by the MoL since he was a KID. When he was locked in a room with his best friend and told only one of them was leaving that room. The other boy tried to reason with him, that they should run away, but he didn’t want to go back to his old life… and he killed his friend. I mean, this is the mindset he’s lived with most of his life. Obedience to the Code.

We have to assume the rest of the MoL have a similar background.

So I agree with Dean’s reaction face to the thought of going to these people’s version of Hogwarts. It’s like Hogwarts under the rule of the Death Eaters, ffs.

(The wishes turn bad, Sam. The wishes turn very bad.)

Sure, at the last minute he couldn’t do it, or knew if he DID try to kill Eileen he’d be dead too before she hit the ground. Like Sam and Dean would just stand there and let him kill her… But he did try to defend Sam and Dean, and did begin to see there were great gaping holes in Toni Bevell’s reports on them.

He was SHOCKED that they knew about the nephilim. He showed up at the bunker thinking he was about to drop some A+ top secret intel on them… and they were like, “Yeah, so? We’ve been working on that problem for months while you guys were trying to figure out what was even going on.” He knows they have resources the MoL can only dream of, not because of their network or their tech or their Code, but because of who they are.

He sees they’re not useless, at least, and tries to defend them, and of course he has to die for it. For simple disobedience.

This notion that I’ve seen floating around that Ketch is now in line for “redemption” is equally baffling. HE IS A MONSTER. A MONSTROUS MONSTER. He shot someone he’d been at least acquainted with since they were at Kendricks together. I mean we saw what Kendricks social life was like, and Mr. Top Of His Class probably got there by murdering all the other students, but yeesh.

And he didn’t even flinch about it. They just went about their business stacking up all the Winchester files and blithely discussing their impending executions while Mick’s bleeding corpse dangled off the other end of the table… I mean… do these seem the actions of someone with ANYTHING worth redeeming in them?

If anyone working with the BMoL is gonna earn redemption, it’s gonna be Mary. Because right now, she is one of them.

Mick and Mary have both been paralleled to Cas this season, in different ways. And now Mary has been “partnered” with Ketch. Mick even lampshaded their partnership in this episode, telling Sam and Dean not to worry about her because she and Ketch work so well together… I mean… 

Mick represented FAILURE #1.

I think Ketch’s true nature is going to be revealed and he’s going to represent FAILURE #2.

Which leaves it up to Mary to be the SUCCESS. And it’s gonna hurt like heckeroo, because you are watching Supernatural.

Because that’s the rule of threes.

These aren’t parallels to Cas in the “what happens to one is foreshadowing what will happen to the other.” They are using pieces of Castiel’s history to give us insight into these characters. And most of what we’re seeing is that they in no way actually live up to Cas.

If they did, Mick would’ve lived.

As to Ms. Hess being a Naomi parallel, again super dark mirror. Even Naomi repented in the end and acknowledged she was wrong. I don’t think the Dolores Umbridge of Kendricks is gonna repent.

Building the Machine: Part 3, The Head

Welcome to part three of the Machine build. Today we’re going to talk about the head, or specifically, how to make a round ball without breaking your budget.

We wanted to find something made out of plastic for durability. It turns out acrylic hemispheres and spheres over 10″ diameter get really expensive really fast. So we went to plan B:

Paper mache. 

What you need:

  • A playground ball, beach ball, or balloon in the size you need. 
  • Duct tape
  • A container or something you can tape to the object as a stand
  • Newspaper
  • PVA glue
  • Plastic wrap or petroleum jelly
  • Latex or nitrile gloves
  • Thin CA glue (optional)
  • Rotary tool, small handsaw, or really sharp Xacto or utility knife.

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The Contest Part 13- FINISHED VERSION

To celebrate Supernatural’s 15th season, the producers have decided to hold a contest to cast an unknown in a recurring role as Sam’s rumored love interest. They are doing open casting calls all over the country. Your best friend Nikki wants to go and she drags you along.

A/N:  My inspiration for Nikki is the one and only Red, @oriona75 . So I’m actually telling two stories here, Jared and Y/N’s, and Sam and Gemini’s.  It flips back and forth, so try and keep up! :)

Characters: Reader, Best friend Nikki (OC), Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard, Cliff, Emily (OC) other Supernatural cast and crew

Part 1 (all parts are linked)

Dr. Jenkins came running up to the set.  Emily had regained consciousness but was very disoriented.  I was holding her hand and talking to her softly to try to keep her calm.  He knew I was a nurse so he asked me to give him a report.  I kept it brief.  “She’s 37 weeks pregnant.  Gestational diabetes.  Started seizing.  I tested her sugar, it was 500.  She told me her blood  pressure has been running high lately.”

The EMT’s had arrived and Dr. Jenkins filled them in.  We all stood around while they did a quick assessment.  Jared came up next to me and held my hand while we waited.  They loaded Emily on to the gurney in preparation to take her to the hospital.

“Do you need someone to go with her?  I’ll go.” I told them.

“I’m sorry Y/N, but we have to get this episode in the can today.  You still have scenes to shoot.  Dr. Jenkins can go with Emily.” Phil said.

I opened my mouth to protest, but a warning elbow in the ribs from Nikki made me shut it. Oh yeah. I’m not a nurse now, I’m an actress.  The show comes first.  I flashed Phil a smile.  “No problem, Phil.  I understand, the show must go on.”

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Need You

Requested by @deanfuckedmehard: A Destiel one shot where Cas drunkenly tells Dean he needs him, which leads to a big change in their relationship.

Word Count: 1900

Warning: Destiel, smut

A/N: Hope you enjoy! I love writing Destiel!

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herefortheships  asked:

Coming to you because I know you're among the positive blogs. I know Cas can't possibly be permanently dead. But his death scene was so... odd? I mean, why did Cas have to go after Lucifer all of a sudden like that? Did he not know about Crowley's plan and thought Winchesters were in trouble? They were about to seal Lucifer away. So Cas coming didn't make sense? It felt like it only happened so that Cas could "die". I wonder if the aftermath of his temporary death is what really matters here 1/2

2/2 It just felt like Cas only went after Lucifer so that there would be an excuse for his death scene. And since I know Cas won’t stay dead, I imagine that the reason he had to “die” was actually to bring something more than shock to the finale. I imagine it’ll have to do with Dean. Could be about exposing his feelings, but could also be he does something to return him, and that will play a part in S13. Sorry if I’m rambling. I just have a lot of thoughts. And feelings. Thanks if you answer. :)

Yep. So we had Jess/Cas (again, after the whole seeing him in s8 thing)

source: @angvlicmish

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And Colette/Cas (like this is new)

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source: @supernaturalrandomness

So I had this first initial feeling too, that it felt like Cas mainly died for Dean’s man pain, because his story was not explained at all, we don’t know if he was manipulated / brainwashed, if he was right or not? However, knowing now from Jibcon that the important thing is how Cas is affected / transformed from the death and that we will see Dean’s reaction further in 13x01 (and most probably Pining!Dean for a good chunk of s13) I am ok with it :D

I’ll link you to my meta post about 12x23 as it shows all my thoughts on this!