destiel & malec x-over headcanon that hits me in the middle of my shower
-Dean, Sam and Cas followed the trail of a rogue werewolf and it led them to New York.
-Luke and the Shadowhunters also got wind of a rogue werewolf killing Mundanes in the streets of New York.
-Dean, Sam and Cas got the werewolf but came across Shadowhunters + Luke during the hunt.
-They kind of get into a little bit of a fight but called a truce when it became obvious that both party were on the ‘good’ side.
-And somehow they ended up comparing notes.
Cas: Oh, I know Raziel! He’s a nice fellow. A bit distant and not really into ’communicating’ with human, But he’s helpful. I myself is more of the hands on type of angel. And we thought Uthriel was sulking somewhere after Father scolded him for playing with the dream sigil. *shakes head* If only we’ve known he was kidnapped….
Sam: So you draw these runes to help you fight? Interesting. They look kind of similar with our sigil, but ours are mostly in Enochian…
Dean: Wait, are you telling me you don’t kill werewolf and vampires here? Like, you’re all live together in harmony? No one’s hunting no one? Then why call yourself Shadowhunter?
Alec: Well, as long as the Downworlder don’t cause trouble and obey the law, we leave them be. But demons are another story. We hunt them.
Jace: So you hunt Downworlder with guns? Do they even work?
-and so on and so forth. until somehow Magnus appeared and had a look at Castiel
Magnus: *gives Castiel the elevator look* Dark hair, blue eyes, meh, Alec is prettier.
Dean: *gets offended on bae’s behalf* Excuse you. Cas is an angel.
-and it went downhill from there. Dean and Magnus just bickered back and forth about heir boyfriend, and finally Magnus snapped.
Magnus: Well, you’re short!
Dean: You wear glitter!
Magnus: And i look fabulous in it.
Dean: Sam is taller than you! Sam is taller than everyone of you!
Magnus: But I’m 400 years older!
Dean: Well, I’ve literally been to hell, heaven, purgatory and back!
Magnus:…. I have a cat *shrugs*
Dean: And i drive an Impala. Your point?
-and they finally ended their bickering on a stalemate because Dean and Magnus was on par in the sassy scale.
-Dean get to meet Simon at some point and they compare their Mark of Cain
Dean: My mark is killing me.
Simon: Mine is protecting me.
Dean: Dude! You’re so lucky you got the upgraded version of the mark.
*added on june 20th:
Winchesters: You guys wear lots of black…
Shadowhunters: You two wear lots of plaid…
Clary: This is a seraph blade, we named it after an angel and we kill demons with it.
Request~ @ellen-reincarnated1967 said: Can I request a drabble or one shot with Cas, where he “drank the whole liquor store” and the reader has to coddle him with fluff. Maybe she cooks him greasy food, etc. And Sam and Dean complain that she doesn’t ever do things like that for them…
A/N~ This is a bit of a drabble, but without a prompt.
“Come on, Cas. Eat the burger, it’ll make you feel better,” You promised, pushing the plate towards him.
He frowned and shook his head, pushing it back. “No, it tastes like molecules.”
You sighed softly, taking it and getting up, before grabbing a bottle of Tylenol.
“Hey, why don’t you ever do that sort of thing for me or Dean?” Sam asked as he scrolled through his laptop.
“Because you and Dean know better than to drink that much, but you do anyways.”