this is what hell looks like - an endless supply of klance AUs that i can’t get out of my head fast enough. SO HERE IS A CARWASH AU. keith has a job and lance spends too much money trying to distract him from it.
Mainewash AU where Wash is deaf, and Maine is mute. Imagine them developing their own language that Maine doesn't have to speak, and wash doesn't have to hear, like how Anne frank had people draw pictures and words on her with their fingers. Imagine them talkin shit about who kings mustache, south, and everyone. They eventually tell Connie and Carolina the code and they basically form a shit talking club. Carwash sibling AU, with maineconnie sib. AU