gwyncath  asked:

... Does Carter not possibly realize that he's built similarly to a ferret and/or cat and therefore, stealth is key, not just.. tackling a Jedi?

Oh he knows. But he can dream. It was a matter of Pride anyway…

Also. He is offended. Even though it’s true. 

every episode of roe

mc: shOTGUN WEDDING

european guy: *does kickflip on skateboard* i hate my parents… and my hometown….. *takes bite of pizza*

bartender: i… have a mysterious past…….. don’t get near me,,,

business guy: we boutta do some moTHAFUCKIN’ BUSINESS y’ALL

party twin: the entirety of “gasolina” by daddy yankee

bookish twin: i get real wild… i once stayed up past nine thirty…. i can say a swear…. *whispers* heck

carter: SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOTS SHOTS

blake: simmer down now children simmer down

mira: WHAT ARE YOU???? “an idiot sandwich”

audrey: i’m GAY, i’m WILD, i’d KILL A MAN for FORTY DOLLARS,

paolo: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

brother: what the FUCK am i gonna DO my BUSINESS is FAILING and i have a BONER for my ASSISTANT what the FUCK

elena: what the FUCK am i gonna DO my BUSINESS is FAILING and i have a BONER for my BOSS what the FUCK