cart golf

Oops! First Interactions

Send me a symbol for our Muses to meet when the following accident occurs…

♔ - one Muse hits the other while opening a door too fast/forcefully
♕ - one Muse gestures wildly and smacks another passing by
♖ - one Muse shoots the other (non-lethal…probably)
♗ - one Muse trips the other
♘- one Muse drops a bucket of ice water on the other, mistaking them for someone else
♟- one Muse spills something on the other
♙ - one Muse gets thrown into the other during a fight and injures them
♚ - one Muse saves the other from a dangerous situation, only to end up in danger themselves
♛ - one Muse runs into the other with their bike / skateboard / golf cart / etc.
♜ - one Muse attempts to assassinate the other after mistaking them for their target
♝- one Muse accidentally casts a spell on the other

Spent some of the day driving the golf cart around. With my flannel and orange hair, I realized I looked like a male Wendy Corduroy, so I ducked into my room and grabbed the Dipper hat.

Man-Wendy… Mandy…

I don’t miss the anxiety and panic and deep sadness of unrequited love, but… it was nice, sometimes. Really nice. When it wasn’t excruciatingly painful, it felt amazing to have feelings for somebody.

The electric jolts from brief, accidental touches. The sensation of looking into a spotlight when we made eye contact. The way everything about her was fascinating, even things I had found uninteresting before. That was really something.

Yeah, sure, she did eventually tell me she thought of me as a little brother, but the *hoping* before then was sometimes wonderful. We stole ice cream and kayaked into the sunset. She ‘borrowed’ the golf cart and raced it around camp while I hung on for dear life. We dragged mattresses out into the field and slept side-by-side under the stars. I snuck out of my cabin after curfew and she brought me absolutely divine fried chicken.

It did suck to find out that she’d never even considered it, but… man… it was incredibly exhilarating to think that we were flirting.

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Tagged by the darling @miraculoussophiebug to create an aesthetic/mood board with only stuff found on my phone. I think this is a pretty accurate representation…of how Extra™ AF I am. 

Tagging those who I don’t think have been tagged yet! @neighslayer , @lachesis-ism , @whitebear-ofthe-watertribe , @qookyquiche , @alazic02 and anyone else who wants to do it! (tag meeeee!) 

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Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and taking ‘er easy. Unless you’re me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there’s a perfectly logical explanation. 

anonymous asked:

Melly I read that Zayn in a golf cart gif set in his accent and now I would like you to transcribe the whole scene in Zaynglish please. As a matter of fact, is there a way you can go into every fanfic ever and overwrite every Zayn speech and dialogue in Zaynglish? Thanks, you're the best!

*cracks knuckles and centers self*

*END SCENE*

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“My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there is a perfectly logical explanation…” Gravity Falls, (2012-2016)