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November 2016: A Summary
  • evil kermit the frog
  • #boycotthamilton and the subsequent failure of said boycott
  • devastation over the death of an anthropomorphic race car… 
  • …but equal devastation from an unexplained rise of bee movie memes 
  • a racist soggy cheeto was elected president of these united states
  • fantastic beasts and where to find salvation through the HP fandom
  • “i am forcibly removed from the premises meme” clarifying what is unacceptable for us to do in public spaces 
  • yuri on ice saving us all
  • i accidentally projected a slideshow of my cats to a classroom full of people and it is still haunting me to this day 
  • Gilmore Girls ?!?!? aka in which four words can mess up an entire fandom
  • the samsung galaxy note 7 possibly being even more self-destructive than myself 
  • pokemon: sun and moon 
  • speaking of moons, we also apparently had another supermoon?? 
  • moana <3

In sum: November was a wild ride from start to finish. I’m kind of nervous what December will bring lol omg please save us


🚨🚨 🚨 FIRST LOOK🚨🚨🚨

Featuring: AARON TVEIT


a significant amount of ancient civilizations have evolved past what we know today, and live in hidden cities in ancient sites… to protect themselves, there is a perception filter/cloaking field about these places, making it look like there is nothing but ruins and ancient monuments remaining.

Additional: Archaeologists are the BANE of their existence.
Children live in fear of failing out of school and having to become an achaeologist wrangler…
Honestly, where everyone else in the world looks at ruins and goes on their way, archaeologists have this drive to just waltz right the fuck through the perception filter.

Wranglers have to intercept, provide a handful of ‘authentic’ ancient dusty items (they replicated 3 mins before and dunked in dust for that old-timey look), provide a brief distractionary explanation of what the fuck is happening while the mind-wipe techs lock on to the visitor’s biosignature… then help carry them back outside the barrier, and put them in their car or somewhere equally ambiguous, afterwards.

The tracking chip usually alerts them if the archaeologist remembers and comes back, or is just a really persistent pain in the ass. On the fifth incursion event, they just flat-out keep the fuckers; saves on paperwork, and stops permanent memory damage from so many wipes.

They get placed with an amenable, patient family, and integrated into society. Some even end up archaeologist wranglers themselves, in a weird twist of irony.

It’s interesting for everyone.

Isn’t it wild that the man who abused me for 13 years got to: grow up with my parents’ approval and attention, go to a good university, get his degree with magna cum laude, get a great job, buy a nice car, settle down with a beautiful equally educated partner, move into a nice house, have two kids, and generally have a completely normal, GOOD life,

meanwhile I: grew up taking extra abuse from my family because my mental illness symptoms embarrass them, had to finish high school at an alternative school because of all my hospitalizations and truancy, couldn’t get through a semester of college, am hypersexual and struggling to be faithful in a monogamous relationship with a wonderful boy, have trouble socializing, cant regulate my own emotions, physically and emotionally self-destruct, have panic attacks daily, can’t work full-time because im too sick, have numerous psychiatric disorders, developed a drug addiction and have only relatively recently managed to get clean, can’t feed myself, can’t sleep, had an std because of a mixture of hypersexuality and no motivation to be safe, have attempted suicide an embarrassing number of times, and–


The Signs as Melania Trump Quotes

Aries: “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that ‘all men are created equal’”

Taurus: “Why, this car is auto-matic. It’s system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, it’s greased lightning!”

Gemini: “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular”

Cancer: “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character”

Leo: “Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten”

Virgo: “An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”

Libra: “Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place”

Scorpio: I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity”

Sagittarius: “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart” 

Capricorn: “Think different”

Aquarius: “The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club”

Pisces: “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country”

For years, Yoshinaga Ryo has been designing and producing some of the most iconic graphics in the Japanese drift community. His exceptional uses of color, ornate shapes, and imaginative layouts have always been a great inspiration of mine. Equally inspiring are the cars that accompany his designs, and the drivers that operate them. One cannot perform without the other.

I was approached to help with the graphics on Naoki Nakamura’s Super D chassis, which turned into a collaboration between Ryo-san and myself. He provided me with a few of his files, and let me have free reign with the rest of the car. I took this rare opportunity to fuse our aesthetics together, and highlight each of our strengths. I hope everyone enjoys the completed car as much as I did working on it. Debut coming soon!