cars of germany

*The nations are looking through a list of their inventions and arguing.*

America: But electricity.

France: Cinema.

America: But! Electricity! 

Germany: You can’t get to the cinema without a car.

America: Hey, I perfected the ca– 

Canada: Wait… England invented the lawnmower?

Canada: England invented fucking lawn culture. 

Canada: Why am I not surprised? 

*Indeed said by @maplemadame 

i cant find the text post that inspired this but imagine neil using names instead of ages (ex. “when i was alex” = “when i was 15” and “i was stefan” = “i was 13”) and just confusing everyone for the fun of it