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LOOOOOOOKIIIIIII WHY?!

SO MUCH HENNESSEY

So my boss texted me today and told me that she found Kanye West’s contract rider from his cancelled concert at our college a few years back (the list of things an artist wants at a venue). These fine selections are verbatim; typos, capitalization and all.

  • NO COKE PRODUCTS IN THE DRESSING ROOM
  • three bowels[sic] of assorted nuts INCLUDING CASHEWS
  • SO MUCH HENNESSEY. Four Bottles per dressing room.
  • No less than three tubes of Carmex lip balm