Help post: Signs that you’re probably Dave Mustaine

1 - you naturally hate people named Kirk Hammett for no apparent reason

2 - You have homosexual tendencies

3 - You think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread

4 - You’re stuck on your hot blonde yeah-ah ex

5 - People refer to you as: asshole, frowny bitch, drug addict, jesus lover, whiny bitch, bitchy bitch, asshole bitch, and asshole

6-  Anger issues