That’s not a Twig that’s a Stupid Stick.

Airman Michael Goicoechea, assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron (VAQ) 134, cleans an EA-6B Prowler on the flight deck aboard the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70). Carl Vinson and Carrier Air Wing (CVW) 17 are deployed to the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility.

(U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman George M. Bell/Released, 20 March 2012 via DVIDS.)