Arriving in time for Halloween 2014, toy manufacturers Funko and Super7 will be releasing retro Kenner-style 3 ¾-inch action figures based on some of horror’s most beloved monsters and madmen! Each figure features five points of articulation, just like the classic Kenner action figures of the 1970s and 1980s.
Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, Pinhead and Sam will be released in September. Frankenstein’s monster, Dracula and the Bride of Frankenstein are slated for an August release.
Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how she used to fly all around the apartment when she was four and no one was home. The new announcer is worse than Grant – if possible, even worse than Sullivan in the old days. He said she surely just dreamt that she was able to fly. The baby stood her ground like an angel. She said she knew she was able to fly because when she came down she always had dust on her fingers from touching the light bulbs.
J.D. Salinger, “Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters”