“I’ve only seen him look at one girl the way he looks at you. And she’s a lot shorter and shares his DNA.”
“You have a daughter, who sincerely believes that you don’t like her. She’s trying to communicate, she’s speaking. But why aren’t you listening? Why aren’t you, riveted? Why is this not the most important thing, just for one night!”
“Thanks for the wake up call, Maestro.” “You smell like beer and Listerine.”
“There’s like… a thing.” “A thing?” “A show where you show what you’ve done…Will you come?” “Um…I’ll have to check my book… Uh, abso-freaking-lutely. What, are you insane? I’m gonna be there the day before. I’m gonna camp out.”
Caroline: Mademoiselle Fleischman had to snap her fingers at me a lot today. And everybody laughed. They all think I’m a freak of nature. Tyler: Mademoiselle Fleischman. Ma petite soeurette, une freak of nature. Mon Dieu. Sacre Bleu. French toast.