carolina frank

RvB High School AU

Mr. Washington

  • Principal
  • Bad principal
  • Everyone’s convinced he’s related to George Washington
  • Absolutely not related to George Washington
  • Sometimes takes over Coach Tucker’s job
  • Doesn’t make any decisions


Ms. Carolina

  • Secretary
  • Makes all the decisions
  • In a love-hate relationship with world geography teacher
  • Also in a relationship with the cook
  • In a constant mind battle with Coach Tex
  • Always losing to Coach Tex
  • once fought the wrestling coach once and won
  • Scariest member of staff, according to students


Mr. Simmons

  • Math teacher
  • Organized as fuck
  • Gets angry when kids mispronounce words like library and jewellery
  • In a love hate relationship with Mr. Grif
  • Wants to scream but isn’t allowed
  • Happy for the first two weeks of school and then miserable for the rest


Mr. Grif

  • Music teacher
  • Hates being called Mr. Grif
  • Everyone calls him Mr. Grif
  • Serenades Mr. Simmons with his ukelele
  • Constantly rejected by Mr. Simmons
  • Pranks students


Caboose

  • Tech Teacher
  • Hates being called Mr. Caboose
  • No one calls him Mr. Caboose
  • Widely accepted as one of the best teachers
  • Seriously how could you not love this ball of sunshine
  • Freckles is the robot dog he made
  • Best friends / Boyfriends with Mr. Church?? no one knows
  • Gets excited whenever kids make something cool
  • You literally can’t fail his class


Mr. Church

  • Physics teacher
  • Tired
  • Been teaching for 10 years
  • 8 cups of coffee
  • Class mostly consists of videos because he’s too tired to actually teach anything
  • Only time he gets excited is on test days, and then he gets an evil grin
  • Refuses to acknowledge the fact that him and Caboose work in the same building
  • Secretly doesn’t mind that him and Caboose work in the same building
  • Was married to Coach Allison a few years ago, but they got divorced when she left to join the millitary

Coach Tucker

  • Male PE coach
  • Doesn’t actually run or do anything that the students do
  • Sometimes let Junior take breaks
  • Absolutely treats Junior better than the rest of the kids
  • Accidentally swore at a kid once
  • Almost got fired on numerous occasions
  • Rumor has it he tried to flirt with the Mrs. Kai and got kicked in the face


Mrs. Kai

  • Health teacher
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but has a very strict attitude when it comes to how her class is
  • Kind and sweet to the kids who get bullied
  • Absolutely kicked Coach Tucker in the face
  • Has a cute girlfriend named Emily who visits the school sometimes


Coach Allison

  • Female PE teacher
  • All her students love her
  • Constant mind battle with Ms. Carolina
  • Can and will turn her students into an army
  • Nothing can stop her


Mr. DuFresne

  • School Nurse
  • Awful at his job
  • The kind of nurse that gives ice packs for broken legs
  • Has a huge crush on the theatre director
  • Tried to speak at an assembly once and threw up
  • Only gave Donut permission to call him Doc
  • All the teachers call him Doc
  • All the students call him Doc too


Donut

  • Theatre director
  • Students call him Franklin, but his favorite students and the teachers call him Donut
  • Once did Legally Blonde as a play and the students swear he got a stupid grin whenever they sang “Gay or European”
  • Absolutely had got a stupid grin whenever they sang “Gay or European”
  • Only one that’s allowed to call Mr. DuFresne Doc
  • Dyes his hair a different colour every month 


Sarge

  • History Teacher
  • No one knows his real name
  • No seriously not even Washington knows and he employed him
  • Reenacts all battles
  • Laughs at his students
  • Will not retire
  • Absolutely needs to retire


Mr. Ortez

  • Spanish Teacher
  • Constantly bickering back and forth Mr. Gates
  • Very no-nonsense class
  • Yelled at the kids once because they wouldn’t stop signing to eachother
  • Everyone knows him and Mr. Gates are in a relationship but he’d never admit it


Mr. Gates

  • ASL Teacher
  • Every class is a wild ride with this man
  • You either get a super fun class or a miserable class
  • There is no in between
  • Taught his kids to swear in ASL
  • Also told his kids to piss of Mr. Ortez whenever they can
  • Loves messing with Mr. Ortez
  • Once broke into his classroom and put live frogs in his desk


Coach Maine

  •  Wrestling Coach
  • Speaks in whistles
  • Loud whistles mean you did something wrong
  • Quiet whistles mean you did something good
  • When whistles aren’t enough he gets principal Wash to translate
  • Sometimes principal Wash comes and watches his practices


Ms. CT

  • World Geography Teacher
  • Won’t listen to the students if they call her Connie
  • Only one that’s allowed to call her that is Ms. Carolina
  • In a love-hate relationship with Ms. Carolina
  • it’s mostly hate ngl


York

  • Cook
  • Refuses to be called chef because the food he makes is gross
  • Hates school food and will sometimes sneak in real food
  • Head over heels in love with Ms. Carolina
  • Steals cookies from students when they’re not paying attention
Blood Gultch Christmas

Tucker - all of the ho ho ho jokes, lowkey hoping Church will finally get him a damn sniper rifle

Caboose - Still believes in Santa and NOBODY BETTER FUCKING TELL HIM

Church - “Fuck this holiday. One, because I hate all of you. And two, I still don’t celebrate it.”

Sister - Will fight anyone who doesn’t get into the Christmas spirit

Donut - puts way too much time and effort into his gifts for the treatment he got and is very hurt

Simmons - is kinda meh? With all of it bc his dad wasn’t there on Christmas but still hopes Sarge will be there for him

Grif - used to try and make Christmas still happen for Sis when they were younger and their mom was busy

Sarge - Decorates the tree with small firearms

Lopez - Records all the shit that goes down for blackmail later

Doc - tries to get everyone together for a multicultural holiday PowerPoint, fails horribly

Washington - Sleeps through most of the day because he finally has a day off and he is stress™ but also will hurt anyone that ruins Christmas for Caboose

Carolina - sulks off beside herself for a while because she misses Christmas with the freelancers but eventually she comes around

5

I was tagged by the very cool @cousinjared to post some songs you’ve been listening to lately. Thanks!

Juliette- Jackson C Frank
I Ain’t Got No Home in This World Anymore- Woodie Guthrie
Gibsom Street- Laura Nyro
That’s All- Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Carolina Hardcore Ecstacy- Frank Zappa

I’ll tag: @putagordita @nineteenth-nervous-breakdown @thelastshadowmonkeyswow @partyofclowns @mercurybeatnik @beyond-bored @dear-beatles @davedavies @badskaterkid @kidscout

And anyone else who wants to!
Watch on theloneliestmoose.tumblr.com

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Vl4f08NAM)


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