I hate that I made the least ostentatious birthday post for Kristen.

I hope my bright and cheery personality, unrelenting affection, and emotional support really breaks through my lack of personalized photosets.

ya long live me kicking you in the groin ok

the final fucking proof that kristen is single white female-ing me

I mean first she “angers” the avengers creepdom and then she falls off chair for no reason and just lies there for like an hour and now she says this

I never actually saw single white female but what do I do now.