Imagine your OTP

Person A: *whimpering*

Person B: “What happened?”

Person A: “Oh, it’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.”

Person B:Who did this to you?

Person A: “Please, just let it go. Don’t make it worse.”

Person B: “I promise I won’t get mad. I just wanna know who did this to you.”

Person A: “I just stubbed my toe on that doo-”

Person B: *already has a chainsaw* “Which door?”

Person A: “Oh my god.”

Me: Oh my I’m a closeted gay so I must hide my sexuality in the straightest way possible so my family and friends won’t suspect a thing

Also Me: only watches shows where there are gay characters* *gets REALLY excited when a favorite actress appears on the screen and speaks about her the whole movie/episode* *is super touchy with her girl friends* *does uninterested faces when the “dating boys” subject comes up* *listens Hayley Kiyoko*

everyone’s like “Omg girl’s smiles are just mMMMM” to which I would say “preach it”

but have you ever seen girls calves?

Weak™

or her shoulders?

I’m getting gayer.

Or that feeling when the girl you like is super close to you and you feel like you’re gonna fucking melt fight then and there.

The best.

and that squinty thing they do when they look at the board when they tilt their head a little?!

I have c h i l l s.

AND THE WAY SHE DOES THE SIMPLEST SHIT LIKE OPEN HER LOCKER BECAUSE I’LL BE DAMMED IF THAT HADN’T MADE ME CRY INTERNALLY AT LEAST ONCE.

p.s.

whoever invented neck muscles and strong jaws for girls needs and an Oscar or some shit.


Anyway this was my rant hope you are having a great time see you in hell.

How I imagine the millennial moms react these days when their daughters COME OUT.. it’s really nothing NEW anymore 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣💯😎

Ways to deflect if someone asks you “are you gay?” and you’re not ready to be outed yet

  • Gay???? In this economy ?
  • Hot digitty dog
  • Slap my ass and call me David, you must be smoking
  • *in a sarcastic way as if being gay is the best thing that could ever happen to anyone(which it is tbh) and you wouldn’t believe it if it happened to you because it’s too good to be true* yeah sure
  • Absolutely not! That’s bonkers!
  • No YOU gay
  • *jump out of the nearest window. Just fucking jump dont even open the window crash through it like the badass you are release the inner die hard fan in you.*
  • Okay I’ll ask my mom
If someone asks me why I’m gay:

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