carly rae jepsen call me maybe

Things Carly Rae Jepsen invented:

-Pop music (the critically acclaimed E•MO•TION and E•MO•TION Side B)

-Gay people (Call Me Maybe music video)

-Feminism (Boy Problems)

-Tom Hanks’ career (I Really Like You music video)

-Capitalism (Store)

-Syllables (E•MO•TION)

-Travel (Run Away With Me)

-The names Joe and Tino (I Didn’t Just Come Here To Dance)

-Unrequited feelings (Your Type)

-Kissing (This Kiss)

-Black roses (Roses)

-Favourite colours (Favourite Colour)

Things Carly Rae Jepsen vanquished:

-Capitalism (LA Hallucinations)

-Toxic masculinity (Cry)

-Heartbreak (Tonight I’m Getting Over You)

-Taylor Swift et al.


X Gon Give It To Ya Maybe

Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen vs. X Gon Give It To Ya by DMX.

.FALLING IN LOVE. ||A Klance Playlist||

Accidentally In Love- Counting Crows / All Of The Stars- Ed Sheeran / Can’t Take My Eyes Off You- Joseph Vincent  / One Call Away- Charlie Puth / YOUTH- Troye Sivan / Fall For You- Secondhand Serenade / Say You Like Me- We The Kings / Somewhere Only We Know- Keane / Give Your Heart A Break- Demi Lovato / You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift / Act My Age- One Direction / Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen / I Won’t Give Up- Jason Mraz / Fallin’ For You- Colbie Caillat / Without You- David Guetta ft. Usher / We Found Love- Rihanna / I Was Made For Loving You- Tori Kelly / Obviously- Mcfly / Lovesick- Peace / A Thousand Years- Boyce Avenue

This is my Secret Valentine’s gift  for @paulamarinabdlp ♡ 

Lance is a massive Carly Rae Jepsen fan and no one can tell me otherwise…

  • E•MO•TION changed his life
  • He still watches the call me maybe music video daily
  • He probably choreographed a dance routine to the entirety of I really like you
  • He sobs while screaming the lyrics to first time
This is not canon. This is purely for crack-y fun.

(Crack mixes are going on this blog where they belong)

Okay, so an asker over on @thebrightsessions​ official tumblr knows that I will make basically any mix if prompted, so I made a Damien-and-Mark-Bro-Out-On-A-Road-Trip Mix. I have no so many regrets.

Track listing, with commentary by yours truly: 

  1. You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi (the natural choice to start out any respectable road trip mix)
  2. Tom Sawyer - Rush
  3. Back to Black - ACDC (obviously)
  4. Island - The Starting Line (pop punk is the next step after 80s classics IMO) 
  5. The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls (do you guys remember this band??? whatever happened to them? this album is great) 
  6. Waking Up in Vegas - Katy Perry
  7. Run Away With Me - Carly Rae Jepsen (okay, someone on tumblr posted about how Damien would love Emotion and I can’t find the post anywhere but it has been HAUNTING ME because Emotion is absolutely an album that Damien would secretly love and I can’t believe I was called out like that. Also, Emotion is the best pop album in years, maybe ever.) 
  8. Shut Up and Let Me Go - The Ting Tings (the ultimate dancing while driving song) 
  9. Never Forget You - Noisettes
  10. Man! I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain (this is canon, don’t @ me) 
  11. Ready to Run - The Dixie Chicks (duh!) 
  12. Ride - Far Places (this whole playlist is a mix of silly things and great songs but they are all from actual road trip mixes I’ve made. This one is the newest addition - it is by Evan Cunningham’s band Far Places. Evan composes all the music for @thebrightsessions and is really awesome and you guys should buy his music)

Honorable mention: “Hold On” by Wilson Philips, which is the only song you ever need on the road but is too near and dear to my heart to put on this ridiculous thing. 

(I’m so sorry) 

Happy Hiatus! 

PROOF that Rupaul’s Drag Race is run by the STRAIGHT AGENDA

Nine seasons in and not a SINLGE Carly Rae Jepsen guest appearance.

This is blatantly and undeniably homophobic. I know it, you know it, Santino Rice, rattling his cage in the abandoned Interior Illusions Lounge knows it. Not only has Carly Slay not been invited to the guest panel (undoubtedly to wear a sequinced blazer from LiZa’s garage sale), we also haven’t been given a Carly Lipsync (or in layman’s terms, the gayest thing that could ever shoot hot, wet queer in television’s eye). I mean really, anyone who knows the color, dimensions, and precise limitations of his own asshole knows all of the words to the legendary “Boy Problems,” “RAWMe,” or at the very least, “Call Me Maybe.”

Rupaul, why hast thou forsaken us? Your eye is on the sparrow (Demi Lovato, who’s had HOW many lipsync songs now?), so why are we left to starve?

anonymous asked:

Can you just maybe write like a continuation of the Band AU. Like maybe Tommy meeting Trinis mom and stuff and maybe fluff between the girls

On Trini’s mom, Tommy Is a Girl’s Name, Kim trying to be the favorite, and Zack’s attempt to summarize it all in song form:

“It’s not that big of a deal.”

“I know.”

“Really, it’s not.”


“So the pouting is… you being totally okay with it?”

Keep reading

Ingrid Michaelson and her band going into 6 different songs with the same chords in the middle of her song ‘Soldier’ ending in them singing all of them at the same time.

Soldier x Poker Face x What If God Was One of Us x With or Without You x Right Here Waiting x Call Me Maybe x Ghost x Soldier