you inspire me, partner. always have. you have believed in me since day one. you have given me courage and strength and taught me accountability and how to ration my ammo in the event of a nuclear holocaust.
“Yes, I just called you a dick, because that’s what you are! I’m stuck here now because I can’t sell my property because of your stupid bypass! I’m underwater! No one told me that before I bought it. Maybe you should talk about that at a city council meeting. Or maybe you should talk about the fact that your fancy town is run on drug money. Maybe that would be worth talking about as opposed to crazy house moms whining about whether or not their kids have read about ax murderers and whores. Welcome to the world, ladies! There are ax murderers and whores stuffed under every rug, so your kids better read up on it and get educated, because that’s what life is! It’s a cesspool you claw and scratch and fight to swim out of, but you never get to the top!”
okay but this is a great episode | speak now or forever hold your piece (psych | 1x03)
lassiter has this insane idea that this is an elaborate heist, right? like on par with oceans eleven, or thomas crown, or, uh… the one where they kill donald sutherland in the first ten minutes. remake.