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“...wait, did the light change?”

Carl the Animator: “Hm?”

Ted the Animator: “The light on the cells. It feels different.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, yeah. I moved it more over here so I can see my Lego collection better.”

Ted the Animator: “…you do realize that light has more nuances than ‘on or off’, right?”

Carl the Animator: “I might have read about that once.”

Ted the Animator: “See that weird shape, and the intense shadow?”

Carl the Animator: “Kinda?”

Ted the Animator: “Now, this is with it fixed.”

Carl the Animator: “…it looks the same.”

Ted the Animator: “Flip between the two.”

Carl the Animator: “Ohhhhhhh. It gets all dark!”

Ted the Animator: “And the shadow goes from ‘almost nonexistent’ to ‘totally immersion-breaking.’”

Carl the Animator: “Chill, it just makes him look more 3D. I’ll fix the lights.”

Ted the Animator: “No, wait, the cord’s gonna bump the facial ce–”

Carl the Animator: “…whoops.”

Ted the Animator: “Carl, Carl, Carl….”

Carl the Animator: “My bad.”

Ted the Animator: “I mean, I don’t want to go all Arnold Rimmer on you, but I definitely feel like imposing an extensive set of safety regulations right now.”

Carl the Animator: “Jittery monster faces outlawed, un-lit legos… what’s the world coming to.”

anonymous asked:

Liked this blog until you posted photography by a Mohamad... What a shame. Unfollowed. Sorry, can't support anyone who supports that

It is a shame that you’re racist. You should try opening your mind instead.

Originally posted by blunt-science

Black Girl Classics

The Playlist Series: Songs You Will Hear at an African American Family Function

Sister Sledge: “We Are Family”
Frankie Beverly & Maze: “Before I let Go”
S.O.S. Band: “Don’t Stop the Music”
Slave: “Just A Touch of Love”
One Way: “Cutie Pie”
Patrice Rushe: “Forget Me Nots”
The Isley Brothers: “For the Love of You”
Juvenile: “Back that Ass Up”
Curtist Mayfield: “Pusherman”
Al Green: “Let’s Stay Together”
Stevie Wonder: “Isn’t She Lovely”
R. Kelly: “Step in the Name of Love”
Luther Vandross: “Never Too Much"
Shalamar: “Make That Move”
Teena Marie: “Square Biz”
Kool & the Gang: “ Get Down On it”
Sugar Hill Gang: “Rappers Delight”
Earth, Wind & Fire: “Reasons”
Strafe: “Set it Off”
The Gap Band: “You Dropped A Bomb on Me”
Chic: “Good Times”
Montel Jordan: “This “is How we Do It”
Evelyn Champagne King: “Love Come Down”
Club Nouveau: “Why You Treat Me So Bad”
McFadden & Whitehead: “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now”
Sly and The Family Stone: “Family Affair:
Al Green: “Love and Happiness”
Switch: “I Call Your Name”
68 Boyz: “Tootsee Roll”  
The O'Jays: “Love Train“
Carl Carlton: "She’s A Bad Mama Jama”  
The Whispers: “Rock Steady”
Johnny Kemp: “Just Got Paid”
Kool & the Gang: “Celebration”
Ohio Players: “Love Roller Coaster”
Al Green: “Tired of Being Alone”
Marcia Griffiths: “ Electric Boogie (The Electric Slide)”
Roger:  "I Want to Be Your Man”
Ohio Players: “Fire”
Earth, Wind & Fire: “September”
The Commodores: “Brick House”
Michael Jackson: “Billie Jean”
Chaka Khan: “Ain’t Nobody”
Whitney Houston: “I wanna Dance With Somebody”
Parliament: “Flashlight”
DJ Casper: “Cha Cha Slide”
Zap: “ Computer Love”
The Whispers: “And the Beat Goes On”
S.O.S.: “Just Be Good to Me”
Frankie Beverly & Maze: “Happy Feelings”
Cameo: “Candy”
Vaughan Mason & Crew: “Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll“
Guy: “I Like”
Cheryl Lynn: “Got to Be Real”
Cupid: “Cupid Shuffle”
The Gap Band: “Outstanding”

torgo-knees  asked:

Joel or Mike? Trace or Bill? No wrong answers.

Carl the Animator: “C’mon, now. You know better than to ask that.”

Carl the Animator: “Everyone who reads this blog was born in, like, 2002.”

Ted the Animator: “Hrm. Guess we need to explain some things for the young’uns, huh?”

Carl the Animator: “Yeah, go for it.”

Ted the Animator: “Listen up, kids… in the ‘90s, there was something called MST3k, which was a strange thing called a ‘TV show’–”

Carl the Animator: “–which were like Netflix originals that you can’t pause, and only release once a week–”

Ted the Animator: “–that aired on two prominent cable TV channels–”

Carl the Animator: “–which were like YouTube channels you paid for, but with more ads and less content–”

Ted the Animator: “–and was about comedians making jokes over bad movies–”

Carl the Animator: “–which was like reaction videos, but actually clever–”

Ted the Animator: “–and everyone who watched had to gather around an actual television set–”

Carl the Animator: “–which was like a really big iPad that does nothing but display stuff–”

Ted the Animator: “–and fans had to write in to a P.O. box if they wanted to join the information club–”

Carl the Animator: “–which was like Googling with paper, but getting answers to things required waiting for several weeks.”

Ted the Animator: “…I feel old now.” 

Carl the Animator: “Truly, it was a primitive time.” 

Ted the Animator: “Since that’s straightened out, we should actually answer the original question… y’know, about the creators of an iconic & industry-shaping cult classic that .01% of readers will have heard of.”

Carl the Animator: “But that Colin owns all 12 seasons of because he’s a dork.”

Ted the Animator: “You go first. Trace or Bill?”

Carl the Animator: “Uh… barely notice the difference voicing Crow… Bill has great delivery on Rifftrax, though Trace beats him slightly on-camera and live.”

Ted the Animator: “And though Colin’s mother would kill me for saying it… Mike is a better actor than Joel. Joel’s more lovable as a host, but Mike has a little more range for sure.”

Carl the Animator: “But he doesn’t have a skit about a spastic lemur puppet, now does he.”

Ted the Animator: “…fair point. It’s all a toss-up, really.”

(Oh, and tons of the show is streaming free… classic episodes are on the official YouTube channel, and the brand-new revival season out on Netflix

Go watch – if you think SDM is funny, you should see the genius that twisted my childhood indirectly inspired it)

The Problem With Fiona.

Listen, Fiona is a good character, she is. Especially in the earlier seasons. But does anyone else have an issue with how she acts in S6 and S7?

Like first thing, how do you miss that your brother is becoming a drug dealer or an alcoholic?

Second thing, when you beg a judge for custody of your siblings, you are meant to take care of them, not do coke, ignore them and force them to pay to live in their home (one, I might add, you wouldn’t have if not for your younger brother buying it back) and doing it ‘to make something of yourself’.

To make it clear, wanting to make something of yourself is a good thing, but not at the expense of your siblings.

I mean, Liam is six! (thereabouts). He is a child, and Fiona is letting him be around FRANK of all people, the man who used him in multiple schemes, and Fiona’s just like, ‘eh’.

She’s also letting Debbie get engaged at sixteen, while having a kid. Wtf.

I get that she’s doing this by herself, but Jesus, if you’re having trouble, ask for help!

Wait until you don’t have people relying on you to, 'make something of yourself’.

Not articulated well, but had to get it out.
What’s your guys opinions about this topic?
Bad Thangs Chapter 16: family ties, part ii, a walking dead fanfic | FanFiction
You know what I think?” Carl whispered. “What…?” Michonne breathed out a shaky sigh. “I think he sent you to us.” Michonne shook against him, the brave, strong boy she’d grown to love like a son. She tried to smile through her tears as he spoke to her calmly, sweetly, hugging her. “You didn’t just find Glenn and Maggie, or that baby formula, for no reason. My dad was waiting for you, Michonne. So was I. So was Judith."

Two new chapters have been posted to my first (and favorite) Richonne fic, Bad Thangs. In this chapter, the Family comes up with a plan to take the Saviors down, and the Grimes family spends one last night together before the coming war.