⚽ FC BARCELONA vs OSASUNA
🏟 Camp Nou, Barcelona
⏰ 19:30 pm CET
🏆 La Liga, Round 34
🏥 Aleix Vidal is still recovering from his injury
🏥 Rafinha is still recovering from his injury
🏥 Jeremy Mathieu has some discomforts and is not available for tonight’s match
🚫 Neymar still has 1 match to serve from his 3 match ban, he will be back for the match against Espanyol this weekend.
🅱 Carles Aleñá is called up from the B team.
Luis Enrique has called up 18 players for tonight’s match.
The Squad list therefore is
👥 Marc-Andre ter Stegen, Gerard Pique, Ivan Rakitic, Sergio Busquets, Denis Suarez, Arda Turan, Andres Iniesta, Luis Suarez, Lionel Messi, Jasper Cillessen, Javier Mascherano, Paco Alcacer, Jordi Alba, Lucas Digne, Sergi Roberto, Andre Gomes, Samuel Umtiti, Carles Aleñá
i’m assuming u meant richonne and thank u ilu too u gross caps fan.
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: michonne, and rick incessantly teases her about it.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: michonne, she gets hungry at night all the time and pancakes are the only thing rick can cook.
sends the other unsolicited nudes: michonne, especially when rick is in public just to get him flustered.
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: rick, when he tries to convince michonne to teach him to use the katana and michonne insists he’s nowhere near coordinated enough
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: michonne, does anyone love dessert more than michonne
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: michonne. rick knows they’re sarcastic but he forgives her anyways bc it’s michonne. rick actually ends up doing more ridiculous shit but it’s always by accident, while any ridiculous shit from michonne is always purposeful to mess with rick hence the sarcastic apology kisses.
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): rick for sure, michonne helps him hide the body but rolls her eyes the whole time and makes him sleep on the couch that night.
wears the least clothing around the house: michonne, again, to make rick flustered. but on weekends when carl and judith are with lori rick is in full support of and encourages nudity, and they usually end up having naked saturdays and sundays.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: rick literally cries all the time. he cries whenever carl or judith show her any type of affection and when they’re all together as a family. he cried basically the entire time at their wedding. he cries every time he looks at her for a week after she tells him she’s pregnant, cries at every doctor’s appointment, anytime he looks at a sonogram pic, anytime he feels the baby kick. he started crying in the middle of painting the nursery, and again cried for like a week straight when the baby is born. and then sometimes he just looks at michonne and cries because she’s his favorite person ever and he can’t believe she loves him back.
“And then I told him I’d give him his body back, but only if he does a good job of pretending to be me for the weekend!” Carl said with a huge laugh.
“Oh, man,” Chuck chimed in, “I told my son the same thing. You should have seen him before I left, trying to act like me. It was hilarious!”
“Well, I told my son I was worried there was no way for us to swap back,” Gene laughed, “Shit you not, I told him that with a straight face, and I think he believed me!”
They all had a really good laugh at that one.
“Guys,” Marty concluded, “This was the best idea ever, swapping with our sons for the weekend.”
He smiled looking around at his circle of friends. He loved seeing them all so happy in their sons’ bodies. They hadn’t cut loose like this since their college days, before they’d all been weighed down in their day-to-day lives in the suburbs with corporate jobs and nagging wives.
“We deserve this, you know?” he said, “A weekend not to have to worry about all the shit at home.”
“Damn right, we do,” said Gene, “And, fuck, are we lucky that we all raised our sons to be such studs!”
“Damn right!” said Carl, “Fellas, that was a damn nice day. What do you say we go back to the hotel and get ready to check out some of the nightlife around here?”
“Hell yeah,” said Chuck, “I bet the chicks are going to be all over my son’s body.”
Gene and Carl exchanged a glance.
“Sure, Chuck,” Gene said, “We all know what you’re looking for tonight, and let’s just say it isn’t pussy.”
Chuck pretended to be offended, but then cracked a grin.
“OK, maybe I’ll pick up a hot guy,” he said, “But if any of you tell my son about it when we get back home…”
“Don’t worry, Chuck,” Marty threw an arm around his friend’s shoulder, “What happens here, stays here!”
my dash is basically the same thing so i would like some variety. like/reblog/follow if you post the following:
• twenty one pilots
• the neighbourhood
• walk the moon
• alt j
• fall out boy
• melanie martinez
• shameless (especially carl and gallavich)
• vampire weekend
• any general band really
and i will make sure to check out your blog and most likely follow