in light of recent events involving the Josten Sass™ and its similarities to that of another fan-favourite brown-haired anti-authoritarian protag with an attitude problem, I give you:

the foxhole court, narrated by percy jackson.

  1. “I Am Offered A Foxy Deal”
  2. “I Meet The Worst Kind Of Twin Pun”
  3. “I Get Dragged Into Some Gay Shit”
  4. “My Troubled Past Comes Back To Haunt My Ass” 
  5. “I Strip, But Not In A Fun Way”
  6. “Coach Gets The Gang Together”
  7. “I Have The Worst Night Out, Ever”
  8. “I Get Dragged Into Some Gay Shit, Pt. 2″
  9. “I Become Kevin’s Super Secret Project”
  10. “I Go See A Doctor For The First Time”
  11. “We Kick Serious Jackal Butt, Sort Of”
  12. “I Don’t Want To Be On This Show”
  13. “I Want To Be On This Show”
  14. “We Get A Killer Phone Call”

What’s been going on in this house isn’t just some affair. No. No, it isn’t.

anonymous asked:

Hi 👋🏽 I'm writing a story that involves angels and forbidden love. The only problem is I don't know where to start and I looked up definitions of a nephilim and some say it's an offspring of a angel and a human and then others say it's an offspring of an angel and a devil... what are some story starters as well as do you know the true meaning of a nephilim?

Sounds amazing! So I’ve done my research (and used my brain a bit) and have come to the conclusion that a Nephilim (in supernatural terms) is the offspring of an Angel and a Human. I’ve only ever know them as being part human, part angel, but I’m not sure whether that’s because I’ve read too much ShadowHunters and Hush Hush…

I also did additional research for the Nephilim’s as it’s believed that they once walked the earth, I’m not all that convinced, but who knows! If any of the points/ideas are wrong, feel free to call me out on them XD

So story starters for a  Nephilim? As usual, my little disclaimer- I don’t know any of your characters or any of your plot line, so these are just some vague prompts in the umbrella-category ‘Nephilim’s’. If you want to chat your story through, I’d totally love that, just drop me a DM and we can try and work something out XD Anyway, prompts:

  • She was finally ready; ready and waiting and ever-so impatient. She pulled her hair away from her neck pricking up her spine. She’d waited exactly 14 years and 32 days for this moment and she wasn’t about to walk away having been declined. Every year, a Nephilim was enrolled into the human schooling system, mainly to keep tabs on them and learn from their ways. Sometimes they actually had rather good tactics, but most Nephilim’s only saw them as the dimwitted persons they perceived themselves as.
  • He was entranced, it was as if it were a dream or some cheesy soap that his sister watched on Saturday mornings. Everything around him felt like it was greying out, his vision only fixed on this one boy who’d just walked into the library. “Alistair, will you please focu-” Stella stopped short, looking up to find the boy, whom Alistair had been staring at, standing over their table. “Are you Stella Rosette? I was sent by Mr Burns for tutoring with Alistair Craig?” Stella cleared her books from the chair beside her, but looked up to find he’d already taken the seat beside Alistair- and, oh lord- they were exchanging some rather heated looks.
  • ‘Why are your eyes so…” She began, cutting off due to a sharp tug at her jacket from her side. She turned to find Tia giving her the famous ‘up your flirting-game’ look, then turning back to the other-worldly boy standing across from her nervously. “My-my eyes? I- um- I have contact lens.” He was stuttering and nervous and a complete mess of anxiety, but he was still by far the most beautiful person she’d ever seen.
  • It was like her senses kicked in all at once, her blood ran cold and she became aware of her hands shaking. The girl looked up at her from across the hall, like she’d sensed the ‘harmless’ staring and smiled, a quick flash of teeth. Her heart dropped, this isn’t right, she’d told herself that same phrase about 4,164 times already today, but it would never sink in. Her sudden moment of mind blankness had her walking towards the girl. “I’m Lottie, it’s nice to meet you.” She held out her hand and the new assistant beamed, taking her hand, “R-Ruby, a pleasure to meet you too.” Lottie giggled, for a girl looking so tough and beautiful she really was the bashful type, this should be fun…

Ah! I hope these maybe helped…! I thought prompts might be better as I don’t know where you’re coming from int terms of writing this. I read that Nephilim’s can be drawn to each other on looks alone, hence the last one XD good luck, I’d love to have a read, lots of love from Yasmine xox