a mobster who has no idea how to play poker but his subordinates are too scared to tell him

The Signs Losing a Card Game

Aries: Good job! Let’s play again. Bitch.

Taurus: Oh *slight disappointment* Good game though (:  ):<

Gemini: … Fuck.


Leo: Didn’t lose. Actually won

Virgo: Bubububut I calculated everything perfectly!

Libra: This game wasn’t that important anyways right???

Scorpio: Aye good job (genuinely means it)

Sagittarius: I might have lost at a card game, but y’all have lost in life

Capricorn: Also didn’t lose. Good job Leo and Cap

Aquarius: Sorry I didn’t get a goodnight’s sleep I was busy doing more important stuff

Pisces: Oh dammitt. Can we try again pretty please?

D&D Class Valentines

In alphabetical order, top to bottom:

Artificer, Bard, Barbarian, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard

My apologies that I don’t have the image credits (though I do know that several are from the 5e DMG). It’s been a while since I started putting these together. If there are any issues, or you know the image source, please let me know!


How this deck of cards came to be —>
I am a fan of the body so that helped and I don’t know, suddenly I was following all these amazing people on tumblr who were showcasing their bodies in the most artistic/creative/liberated ways and I wanted to join in on the fun I suppose and it was also a way of showing my respect to these ladies/gentlemen/others for putting themselves out there and rocking it. 
I’m pretty sure most of you already know the 12 brilliant humans that illustrate this deck. If not, I highly encourage you to find out ! 
Enjoy it, don’t be scared to get it dirty ! It’s a sign of a well used deck and true fun (or keep it very clean, if that’s what you’re into) !
I thank a thousand times :
@soulescaper​ (who seems to have changed tumblr name) 
@sextathlon and @eau-trouble (who aren’t here anymore but were some of the first people I followed)
& last but not least @a-littleminx (who also has changed name or moved on to greener pastures :)
If you know these people’s new names
and think they’d want to see this don’t hesitate to tell me !
An enormous thank you to all of you for your permissions and general awesomeness. REALLY.

For you, for your “loved ones” or “kinda tolerated ones” I think this could be a sweetass present :D ( if interested BUY HERE )