Mike is sitting in the fort that he made for eleven, thinking about her, wondering where she is, if she’s alive. He begins to cry and his mum hears him, walks down the stairs and sits next to Mike, hugging him tight, not wanting to ask what’s wrong. Mike stops crying, looks at her and says;
Stranger Things: As described by somebody who’s never seen it (That person being my sister)
I know that she’s 11. I know she’s like an alien or something. I mean… Just from stuff I’ve seen online, I know those hands have killed. Someone please get her a napkin for her nose. Also eggos.”
Joyce: “Is this the ‘Where is my son?’ lady?”
Nancy: :She looks like someone I wanna fight… I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say she’s gay. So she’s probably dead.
Dustin: “I want to protect him. Also, I like his duck lips. Also, he’s wearing trucker hat, so he probably trashy but in a good way. I’m assuming he’s the little rascal of the group.”
Lucas: “I’m just gonna assume he’s done with everyone else’s shit. Also, I know somebody plays D&D in this, so I’m gonna assume he’s the ranger.”
Chief Hopper: “Get off my lawn you crazy kids!”
Will: “He looks like coconut head mixed with Marty McFly. His face is filled with worry. Probably a 50 year old in a 5 year old’s body.”
Dr. Martin Brenner: “Is he the president?”
Karen: “She’s wearing flannel so is she also gay? Is she important?”
Mike: “Small and precocious and filled with wonder. He looks like he tries to protect.