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anonymous asked:

What do the Duggars men and husbands for living?

Josh - I believe he sells car again

John David- Towing business/pilot 

Joseph- Towing business 

Derick Dillard - Works with a college ministry (he is not getting paid to do this) 

Ben Seewald-  Pastor

Jeremy- Pastor 

  • Cruz: Thanks, Dad
  • Everyone: *Stares at her*
  • Cruz: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Sally: You just called Lightning "Dad".
  • Cruz: What? No I didn't. I said "Thanks, Man!"
  • Lightning: Do you see me as a father figure, Cruz?
  • Cruz: If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me!
  • Mater: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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When you’ve never seen a car get towed before🚗

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This is more of a fun prank than ‘illegal’, but I like to think the boys would still try to destroy the local competition around Gravity Falls.

a lil something for the @stanchez-summer-sizzle

Stop stealing my assigned parking space.

I wasn’t sure if this was petty revenge or malicious compliance but put it here as seemed better. A little long I think. But good I hope.

I used to work at a large car dealer and everyone was given assigned parking. The women usually got the first few rows as the lot could be a little dark and scary during the winter so consequently the guys got the rows up against the fence further away. No big deal.

Any my spot ended up being way down in the back corner and that was fine with me.

Every now and then I would show up and there was a car in my spot. The problem being that the used car salesmen were trying to hide a car they had prospects over the weekend and didn’t want it sold out from under them until they could show up on their next shift. If they worked Sunday they usually had Monday off. Salesmen being salesmen they would steal a sale from their brother to make a buck but that’s another issue.

So they would hide cars in employee parking and then the person who’s spot they stole would have to find another spot usually at the last minute and sometimes they would be a dick and just take someone else’s assigned spot. But that’s not the issue.

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“Can’t you just unload around me?”

Long story. TL:DR at the end.

So this happened earlier today and was too perfect to not share with you guys. I work in construction as the foreman for a new house build. The location is kinda strange, the house is 250 feet up a hill via a foot path only. All of our materials have to come up this foot path by hand, it’s a pain in the ass to manually carry, quite literally, an ENTIRE HOUSE up this hill. One of our saving graces is having the two parking spots on the street at the bottom of this hill marked with official No Parking signs. Unfortunately there is an elementary school about half a block away and the parents of children seem to regularly (at least twice a day) think it’s ok to park in our spots. Now I consider myself a reasonable person, so if someone is parked in the spots and we don’t have a delivery or a need to park a truck I will let it go. If we need the spots and there’s someone parked there, however, I will ask them to move nicely and most of the time they do so immediately. Until today.

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  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: lightning mcqueen is fucking dead rip in pepperoni sweet prince 2006-2016 he was 10 years old mcgone but not mcforgotten when he died all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him another fallen angel forever in our heartsgoodbye brave and majestic warrior you will be missed he is doing burnouts with the angels now he will kichaw in our hearts forever and when we all thought 2016 couldnt get any worse it took yet another innocent life and the prophecy was fulfilled if you're going hard enough left youll find yourself turning right - doc hudson an american hero life was his highway he died a hero our lord and savior died for our sins RIP you beautiful carbon fiber bastard