car jewelry

Me, sobbing: Blizzard…Blizzard, please, release my wallet. Give me my heart back. I’m too young and too broke to be your sugar daddy…

Blizzard: here’s a map where 76 and Ana are trying to find Reaper

Blizzard: Here are new skins for Hanzo, Symmetra, Lucio, D.Va.

Blizzard: Lucio’s new skin plays new versions of his music.

Blizzard: here’s a new voice line where Soldier references his “old boss” Reaper.

Blizzard: here are dance emotes.

Me, still crying: …so do you want a new car or jewelry or what?