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  • Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.
  • Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]
  • Scorpius and Albus: ...
  • Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.

TAZ Lady Week, Day 6: Fluff !

Hurley and Sloane mackin it after some sweet-ass race. You bet those smoke clouds are from some battle wagons they blew up the fuck. You bet that’s a giant mounted crossbow on the back of that car. You bet there are crossbow bolt holes in their car. This is the most romantic thing I can think of, basically, please just let these girls be happy. 

anonymous asked:

Is Lilith one for destruction, as in buildings, vehicles etc?

Along with not being the size for it, her taste veer more towards interaction with tinyfolk. She’d rather dole out cuddles and overwhelm individuals with a sheer size advantage than level a city. She likes her macro kink intimate.

Better to love than to hate. To create to destroy. To smother someone under her ass than flatten a car.

Squishy is how she rolls.

To new, inexperienced drivers:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.


If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

[EDIT!!!] I am in no way advocating people who speed on purpose. you stop that!!! Always try to follow the speed limit! But some people can get a little distracted so it’s nice to have a reminder to check your speed.
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Jaehee: I knew we should have used the van.

Jumin: No, we should’ve never joined.


–Based on a dream I had a few days ago lol XD and I’m lazy to put any shadows 

Edit: I just realized that I did a mistake for the format of the fake-chatroom lolol. Fixed it!

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Bonus:

If we go down, we go down together  ♪
Requested by @aslee82 - a drawing of Saeyoung based on the song Paris by the Chainsmokers. It made me imagine running away with him, leaving everything behind like in one of his bad endings and only having each other. Driving in his car and watching the starry night sky~

When able-bodied solarpunks declare “cities are for people, not cars!” they simultaneously show that they don’t see disabled/chronically ill individuals as people & that they have no place in their oh so ~inclusive~ eco city 

oh wow! official art!

awww look at them -

they are so cu -

Viktor fucking Nikiforov wHERE THE HELL IS YOUR SEATBELT AND IS THAT YOUR FIANCE SITTING ON YOUR FUCKING LAP WHILE YOU DRIVE?

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one thing I noticed about civil war was this cut where they were all suddenly dressed in their suits so i can only assume