car broke phone yes

The signs as memorable lines from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Aries: Buy Flan-tasy Flan
Taurus: Naughty
Gemini: MY HAIR! I’M UGLY! UGLY-HY-HY!
Cancer: Welcome to Katz (insert establishment here)/(insert establishment here) Katz, I’m Katz.
Leo: The man in gauze, the man in gauze
Virgo: The things I do for love
Libra: Return the slab, or suffer my curse (Now THAT’S the line Harry Anderson deserves)
Scorpio: IT’S DOC GERBIL’S WORLD, IT’S DOC GERBIL’S WORLD!
Sagittarius: Hi, I’m MURIEL, I’m only 3 and a half years old
Capricorn: You see these bones? You wanna know what made these bones? You don’t wanna know what made these bones.
Aquarius: you’renotperfect
Pisces: Car broke, phone, Yes?

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