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one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

regarding the last thing i reblogged: having made software and interactive technologies for a young autistic girl… yes thinking like this makes a huge difference

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field 

four years ago my physics class and i made a chair ball. every chair in the room is balanced on one

somehow it ended up on i can has cheezburger. my accomplishments have become memes

oh my god so my roommate’s 21st was todaay

and so he bought a bottle of champagne because… champagne.

he’s never opened a bottle before, and so in some fashion he’s obviously doing it wrong b/c when he opened it i heard a very loud pop followed by the highest scream ive ever heard a man make