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one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field 

The Kind Hiatus Project

If you’re a homestuck, you know that we’re about to go through the longest hiatus that our little fandom has had to endure.

But I had a thought. Instead of taking pictures of paper Eridans and mutilating them in every way imaginable, how about we do something constructive with our sudden copious amounts of free time?

So I’m starting off the Kind Hiatus Project! It’s a simple plan with a simple goal: to make the world a happier place in little increments! You can participate very easily too!

It takes you about 15 minutes to read an update, on average, right? Well instead of using those now-free 15 minutes to dick around on tumblr or whatever you do, do something nice for somebody!

Tell your best friend or moirail or whomever how much they’ve made a difference in your life. Is a random person in the library having a difficult time studying for a subject you understand? Help them out!

It can be as small or big as you want it to be, but once a day, do something nice for somebody. It’s the small things that can change the world, guys. Let’s show people that the Homestuck fandom is as nice as we are. And you don’t need to be a homestuck to participate either! Anyone can participate!

Have a wonderful day, and let’s make this hiatus the happiest one yet!